Sorry for posting the link here everyone!
I read the blurb where it says that Off Topic is for anything "that isn't an answer to the current QOTW."

But I forgot to read the invisible part that only rachelswipe can see where it says I couldn't post a link to my story.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:49, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It is a mite egotistical though mate
As you never post here otherwise, your frequent self-advertising is the equivalent of walking into a pub and announcing yourself to be a cracking shag, then leaving when nobody offers to test the claim.

Your above post is the equivalent of coming back to say "I thought you were allowed to talk in pubs" - you're not breaking any rules, but certain conventions arise amongst those who frequent it.

Also, your cricket team are fucking shit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I fully endorse this post.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I never post here otherwise
Except for all my posts.

PS Unless you're counting 'here' as /offtopic only and the QOTW doesn't count, which would be too stupid to be argued with.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Well, it's not
/OT very obviously does operate as a separate entity to QOTW, as exemplified by the fact that most of us very rarely write QOTW entries. Saying something is stupid doesn't make it so.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Saying "Are you a QOTWer?
Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW?" does though.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:27, Reply)

This goes back to your original argument
Knowing the written description does not make you au fait with the practices. Everyone gets the piss taken out of them on /OT, and repeatedly starting self-aggrandising threads and then not bothering to reply to them, until today, was never going to endear you to those who populate it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:33, Reply)

So basically
you're claiming to be the equivalent of those tedious old pricks in pubs who act like they own the place and complain loudly when someone puts the 'wrong' song on the jukebox.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:28, Reply)

No.
Read his post again, and have another think.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Try doing what I suggested above
and see if it's only the tedious old pricks who call you a bellend.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:34, Reply)

The flaw in the above post
is left as an exercise for the reader.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:12, Reply)

it's more the invisible part where is says the piss will be taken nomatter what
So best not post anything too personal unless you have a think skin.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Interesting how, out of all the people throwing their oar in here
you single out Swipey as the one that's worthy of a response.

I like that.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

sexual tension innit
i'm a girl, he hasn't had sex in.... well, if he were having sex, he wouldn't be writing stuff like that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Well he would, but just in his head
to delay the vinegar strokes.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)

OK. Bang to rights.
I am pretty desperate. I even ended up having sex with my boss, who was an awful person. She actually shat in my bed! I think I have low self-esteem or something.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I liked it James, ignore the spiteful invective thrown at you, please post more links
Cheers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Where are your manners, Rory?
He's "Mr Hutchings" to you.
( Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Thanks!
I will.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:48, Reply)

what about the part that says you're a cunt?
that's certainly visible to everyone.

you total tool. where did i say that you couldn't post a link to the story? if you said "thought you guys might like it" or "thanks for reading" or anything that a normal person would say, fine.

but oh no, you just slap the link down and bugger off. now you're acting all surprised that everyone isn't coming in their pants with gratitude that you bothered to share it. urrrrrgh. self-awareness, much?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)