fuck you we just had a mother fucking earthquake, I'm freaking out

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:06, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You alright Kristine?
How big was it?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Two replies in no time. Both asking more or less the same thing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:08, Reply)

I'm freaking out. I cannot tell a lie. I'm freaking out.
I don't think we've ever had an earthquake
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:09, Reply)

apparently it's a 5.8
that's pretty big I think
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14634730
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Ooh. So it is a proper earth quake and everything.
That is scary.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:19, Reply)

You said a while back that one of your neighbours has a swimming pool.
*Concerned that there might be a local tsunami*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Are you sure it wasn't just a delayed orgasm after all the sex you've been having?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:08, Reply)

oh you're funny

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:10, Reply)

You in Washington?
It stopped now?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:08, Reply)

if it hasn't
the internet it possibly not the place she should be
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:09, Reply)

haha it has stopped, but fuck me that was scary
we don't get earthquakes, it covered about a 100 mile radius as far as I can tell
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:11, Reply)

woah

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Pentagon's been evacuated

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:14, Reply)

So have Kristine's bowels.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:17, Reply)

How do you spell that noise of a runny poo? Like thrplsplurpblebarrrrp?
As soon as I saw the rioters coming down my street, went and emptied my bowels then packed most useless collection of items into a badly-packed suitcase you've ever seen.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:20, Reply)

I think you need to think back to (Oooh!) Gary Davis on BBC Radio 1
*Here comes the sloppy bit*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)

hahaha
According to the BBC website, the earthquake happened at 1.50pm local time.

My money is on it because caused by someone dropping their lunchtime burger.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Or walking across the gym floor.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:33, Reply)

I think I might puke

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:22, Reply)

What's next though....
or
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:40, Reply)

I'm having beer.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Shaken not stirred
Good job Bush has gone - he'd be looking for Middle Eastern conspiritors as we speak.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:44, Reply)

my mom works near there but phones are down

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:28, Reply)

holy shit i had a dream about an earthquake last night no word of a lie

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:12, Reply)

WHY DO YOU HATE ME??

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:13, Reply)

WE LIVED THO WE LIVED AND LOL'D ABOUT IT AFTER

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:19, Reply)

We had fuck all but we were happy Alb xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Lovely photo ,Alb x

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:24, Reply)

You made that happen.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:15, Reply)

if i dream of firemen with massive winkles tonight im fucking laughing mush

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Dream about radiator engineers who notice your nightie and nice eye make-up

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:23, Reply)

council engineers
nothing good ever comes of council engineers
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:28, Reply)