Started ripping a film.
Because I'm into film, but not the monolithic capitalist hegemony, yo.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:24, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

It seems
that I've started posting on here.

Won't last, probably.

I am not Bert,(I don't have a sister) or that Edmund chap.
I also do not have a Honda Accord (or a horse outside.)
I am a boring, very old Scot who has little to offer other than my presence.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)

You've also managed to get your first post in the wrong place
congratulations.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)

See?
Told ya
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)

what? no horse outside?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)

i love horses

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Best of all the animals

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Hi, well thanks for making your first post hang beneath mine
like a slightly too large to be ignored clagnut.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)

i think he likes you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)

He's only human, after all

( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)

his post below
answers my point
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I'm slow
sorry
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)

If you're a Scot, how come you're not drunk?
Edit: Sorry, of course you're drunk, I mean "sober enough to operate a keyboard"
( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I'm too busy
frying stuff
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Fuck off back to Scotchland
Jock!
( djtrialprice, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

You should fuck off back to mongrel land.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)

:'(
I have no home.
( djtrialprice, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Phudbree
Aw'right neebs, I'm frae Fife.

No, I am not a farmer.
( djtrialprice, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I knew that
from all the lovely conversations you have with your sister.

So you don't grow totties?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)

No
I've grown chillis and skunk.
( djtrialprice, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Skunk stinks
and you get lots of smelly students hanging around outside.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Do we have lovely conversations?
I don't remember any lovely conversations.

I remember a lot of meanness and abuse. And refusal to pay up on debts.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Yeah
that's probably right.

My mistake, I'm old.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

I'm getting the distinct feeling you are not a new person.
My spider sense is tingling.

/worst Malibu Stacey doll ever
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Get
Chief Inspector Roota on the case.

Am so new, so there.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

This is like One Hour Photo

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

We do have a lovely family...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Haha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

You are either a very long time lurker or a puppet.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Innit blud

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I am
a long time lurker.

Even then, some of the memes are waaaay beyond me.
If I was a puppet, you'd see the strings
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Bonjour
(that's Scottish, right?)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Auld Alliance
an' aw that
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Anyone But England, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Nah
That would be very stereotypical, non?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Us against drunk men in skirts and the Scottish.
This is funny because the French are wine-drinking woofters.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)