if you're a nicer human being, you might get sympathy
when you just come on here to be rude to other people and then expect people to be sorry for you because you're not fit to own a pet, well then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:41, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

that's possible, but it's still just a fucking cat.
And this is coming from somebody who has had cats as pets. I like them perfectly well, but that doesn't justify Bulger levels of grief and "they were just like a baby to me" reactions when they take on a van and lose.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)

i agree with this
but i also think it is fucking idiotic to get that type of pet if you live somewhere that you can't let them out. i live in a second floor flat. the only outdoor spaces are my balconies. do i have pets that need to go outside? NO. much as i would like to. because i am not a selfish cunt!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Get one of them square ones in a jar that the Chinese grow.
Much more efficient when it comes to storage.
(TheColonel, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)

i'd still be allergic to it, though
i'd have to shave it first
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Just keep the lid on

(TheColonel, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:51, Reply)

You're allergic to pussies that aren't shaved?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:01, Reply)

i wondered if someone would make this joke
i am not surprised it was you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I might as well play the role of the creepy perve.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)

It's very hard to control that, in fairness
Given that all roads are a risk and keeping a cat inside is cruel. I just object to CJ because he abused Gonz about his spelling which is a) my job and b) the equivalent of raping an incredibly intelligent but seriously disturbed puppy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)

i disagree
if you live on a main road, the answer is: don't get a cat until you move. simple. it's not fair on the animal and it's not fair on the drivers who are using the road.

or to put it in a more flippant rachelswipe way....... IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD A DECENT GARDEN, YOU CAN'T AFFORD A CAT.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:51, Reply)

just as likely to get run over on any road.
And anyway, cats roam fucking miles. I do see your point, but it's not that simple.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Just get loads of cats, incase a few get run over

(TheColonel, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I see no flaws with this.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:00, Reply)

we lived near a main road growing up,
and we went through quite a few cats
(DeeDee, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Is "went through"
slang for running over?
(TheColonel, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:05, Reply)

It's an excellent cover for cat-hunting, isn't it?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)

well,
I needed a new coat, and cat fur is so snuggly.
(DeeDee, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:10, Reply)

sssssh don't try and be rational about this
the guy is a cunt who lives in a shithole and tried to cheer up his kids for having an impoverished cunt of a father by stealing them a cat - and then he wondered why it got run over.

there is NO OTHER INTERPRETATION OF THIS STORY.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Hahahahaha
Those cats cost £400 each, but I can afford it as I have an AMAZING job, and an INCREDIBLE social life.

So, please keep pounding the keyboard with that prolapsed fanny of yours. It's funny as fuck!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:15, Reply)

did you buy them with stolen benefits?
also that just highlights your stupidity for letting them out on a main road even more.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:21, Reply)

This.
Like those idiots who get a cat and the try to feed it a vegetarian diet.
(DeeDee, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)

this is a good analogy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:56, Reply)