Calm down to a frenzy, love.
You don't know enough about me to attempt any kind of insight, scathing or otherwise.

However, we know a LOT about you because, your favourite topic of conversation is, YOURSELF.

So, go home, get your stockings on, plump up you AMAZING big tits and attempt to seduce you lavender scented boyfriend. A spunky fanny will ease the pain.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:50, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

"A spunky fanny will ease the pain."
Hahahaha - surely your new sig?
(TheColonel, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:54, Reply)

it's not intended to be an insight into your real life - who gives a fuck about that?!
it's simply a comment based on the tedious embittered drivel that you spunk out on here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Perhaps it would be better if you were to mutually put each other on ignore?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:05, Reply)

i can't do that
how will i know when his next cat bites the dust?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)

No, it was the curb it bit, although it might have swallowed some dust.
as it gets smacked by the car; and think about how big a car is compared to a cat, it would be like you getting hit by an oil tanker... Think about the speed and ratios, the oil tanker moving at 109s of miles per hour, wouldnt stand a chance. If your lucky it'll hit the head straight on for an instant death, otherwise you'll feel bone and cartridge going through skin as it is crushed beyond recognition... Until the limp mostly dead body reaches the side of the curb, looking up at the gods as it curses it's protector and master for not keeping it safely away from the dangerous main road.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:15, Reply)

maybe one day it will happen to him too
we can but hope
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Nah', humans are more important than cats, in my books.
So if it's Karma that means he gets hit by the land oil tanker; because that's what happened to the cat (keeping ratios here)... then about 499 more cats would have to do die in that way too. And that many dead cats would lead to a lot of upset PETA people.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Not for the baying mob.

(TheColonel, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Wow, that was rude, such hatred, I'm sure your cat wouldn't like to know that it's untimely demise has lead you down such a path.
Have you thought about counciling? Maybe it could help you come to terms with it all and help you become content with life? I sure do hope you can sort this out or it will eat at you and ruin all your other feline based relationships.

I don't like your name, if you've been effected by cancer then it appears you're defining yourself by it... And if you haven't, then it is really insensitive to those that have; I'd expect more sympathy from a grief seeker if the later is true
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:06, Reply)

i do love you so much

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)

LETS HAVE A SORRID AFFAIR !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I like this portmanteau.
Both torrid and sordid.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Christ, here comes the cavulray.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:26, Reply)

If it helps, I read your sig as "Fast'n'Laborious" and thought that would be a wicked name for my next home made video.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Isn't it slightly ironic
that you spell cavalry wrong in a response to someone whose spelling you've mocked?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:30, Reply)

are you going to apologise for this cheap dig as well?
bearing in mind your own spelling and grammar is pretty shitty up there ^^

why don't you get your wife to teach you something useful?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:31, Reply)

All bets are off.
Just you stroke your little internet puppy, he will bark at the bad men and keep you feeling safe.

My poor spelling today can be attributed to the microscopic keys on my phone, as I can't access b3ta on my pc, as opposed to a brainwrong.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:52, Reply)

reading and posting all this shit on your phone
IS a ringing endorsement of your marvellous social life, sure. i mean, it's not like you have anything better to do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Social life, during working hours?
Wake up ya nugget. I'm here winding you up, successfully, as I am having a rare slow day at work.

What fun it has been watching you unravel. However, I'm sure your AMAZING lifestyle will make it all better.

Ciao!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Ah the perfect retort
I was doing it ON PURPOSE.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:21, Reply)

and yet apparently i unravelled
must have been all the sobbing i was doing into my keyboard!

off out with my friend nick of the number 13 hating now, have a lovely night xx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:02, Reply)