I just sat in a meeting about the break in.
I swear humanity is only a small meeting away from mass rioting and murder.

Some of the cunts that work in this building astound me, nobody got hurt and nothing really serious got nicked, but you could just tell this one guy was desperate to be righteous indignation personified.

At one point he proclaimed that he could get through any door with a crowbar, and my favourite bit was when he said "what if someone had been working here when they broke in? I mean, I'm not worried about myself, but anyone else *gestures at some of the women*"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:53, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Surely he would have protected them valiantly?

(TheColonel, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:56, Reply)

He looked like he would have done just that.
With his polyester shirt and bear gut.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Alpha male shenanigans
If somebody did break in whilst he was there, I bet he'd be throwing the women at them to give himself time to get away.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:57, Reply)

He also told us how he had helped arrest a gang of kids from Archway who had come up to rob the newsagents next door with a knife.
Or was it a spoon, I forget.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Oh God I hate people like that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:58, Reply)

You know, 'women'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Bitches?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:00, Reply)

They all need killing with hammers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Gassing

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Bitches be crazy

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Bitches be needing stitches.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:02, Reply)