I poured too much soy sauce into my
- Salt'n'Pepper Squid, Small sweet'n'sour sauce, prawn toast, crabmeet'n'swetcorn soup.
- V energy drink
- a fist full of pills
- A fire in my heart
- a girl who I think maybe possibly hopefully maybe likes me, who I like a lot. A real one. I don't think it's in my head. She has a kid, which I don't really mind, in fact, I think I quite like, it's not a baby anymore which means I skip out all those dull years. Not saying that I'd be a step father or anything like that, we haven't even been out on a date yet.
- a spare room coming up pretty soon if you want to uproot your entire life and move in with me (the point is open to the whole floor).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:52, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

If I'm going to uproot my entire life any time soon, it's more likely to be to go and live in Australia than move in with you.
If things go tits-up with her I'd quite like to keep you in as a backup though yeah?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Well, the thing is, and I didn't want to be the one to tell you.... but you know when you live with a girl.....
... well, they have, erm.... issues.... like they want you to use the toilet brush and get upset if you don't wipe the bit above the rim but under the seat.... Nononon, don't get me wrong, they're nice to live with, it's just that, if you spill some sweet'n'sour sauce down your chest as you sit in your underpants watching hollyoaks, they really don't like it if you mop it up with a finger and then lick your finger before scratching that sweaty bit between your balls and your legs.

Living with a bloke though? .... not, an, issue.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:05, Reply)

I hate to break it to you, but I've been living as a fully-fledged independent single man for the past decade
and I've had my daughter living with me for the past two and a half years. I'm entirely domesticated and use the toilet brush probably more often than she does, especially considering the scale of my manly man-dumps.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:10, Reply)