I baked cookies for a man and cut them into the shapes of letters to spell t-bag me
and he said that was thoughtful of me
of all the possible responces, I did not anticipate that one
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:26, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

So he didn't then?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:29, Reply)

nope
I cannot imagine why any guy wouldn't want his nutsack in my mouth
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Me neither.
He must be gay.

Or, maybe he had a sweaty ballsack and he wanted to be a gentleman but didn't know how to ask to use the sink first.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:33, Reply)

I had someone else give them to him
thankfully he's not someone I see often enough to feel awkward
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Is this the guy you're knobbing?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:29, Reply)

you're knobbing who's dipping his balls in your mouth
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Would I sound like a slut if I said no?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Would it make you feel good about yourself if I said yes?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:36, Reply)

No. But it wouldn't make me feel bad about myself.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:39, Reply)

You're not a slut.
You can T-Bag a man while sleeping with another if you want. You could be a pole dancer too if you wanted, that would be super empowering.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:43, Reply)

sarcasm detector exploding

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:44, Reply)

I'd totally explode my sarcasm detector all over you.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:46, Reply)

in which case
may I commend you on your efforts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:42, Reply)

I think that this is hilarious and any guy who didn't find it so was a low down dirt bag.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:42, Reply)

In fact I may steal the idea but substitute the wording to something else, but equally hilarious.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I was going to bake a cake and write it on the icing but a glass shattered nearby and some of it went into the mix

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:48, Reply)

thanks Beej :)

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Truefact!
He obviously doesn't have a sense of humour.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:47, Reply)

yeah, he was mooning all over my mate the other night and she has no interest in him, I've liked him forever
so I said fuck it
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Nice one.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:52, Reply)

took the heat off her for about a minute

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I feel like the more I write the more I sound like a coniving slut.
Truth be told, she's the one that took him the cookies.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Sluts are people who have sex with men for attention and kudos.
Women who love sex and let guys know that are hot.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I'm definitely not trying to brag about it, I've mentioned it all of twice here.
I genuinely like both guys, the guy I gave the cookies to has absolutely no interest in me, the other doesn't want a relationship. I'm perfectly comfortable with what I did.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:07, Reply)

I know hon. I'm telling you you're not a slut.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I know lovely, I felt like I had to just put it out there.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:10, Reply)