alt:
they are funny looking things, and it amuses me that sometimes they can be soft and slack and sometimes ripe and bursting, even if the cock is in exactly the same state on both occasions. i quite like sucking them gently. but lots of guys say they've never had that done. so i wonder if this makes me really really weird.

also, what's for lunch? EAT has fire roasted pepper, pesto and goats cheese soup... any better ideas?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:28, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm afraid the first part of your post
put me off the second part of your post
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:29, Reply)

yeah
i did think that myself when i re-read it. oh well. it has pesto AND goats cheese AND it's less than 5% fat (so probably not too much of either, sadly)...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Re: sucking them gently
Depends on the guy. If you've been stopping men at random in the street to gently suck their clockweights, yes, that would make you weird.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:30, Reply)

clockweights?
wouldn't that imply that one was consistently a worrying amount lower than the other??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Aren't they normally...?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:33, Reply)

not to quite the same extent
you should see a doctor maybe?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Better lunch ideas?
Nope.
Actually, if the roast pepper was stuffed with goat cheese and pesto. And mushrooms. That'd be better.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:31, Reply)

and coriander flavoured rice?
bloody hell, now i want that soooo bad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Nah, I'd go with
Turmeric and tomato cous cous.
Even though that makes me sound twistier than The Supreme Crow...
( Cawl, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:33, Reply)

it does
but it also sounds fit.

i'm bloody starving now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Don't talk about food
after my weekend-frenzy I'm finding it incredibly difficult to go back to carrots and oxo cubes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:36, Reply)

i feel your pain
my boss bought me a hotel chocolat slab, it is banoffee flavour, and i have basically hooned most of it since 9.30am today. gaaaaah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:36, Reply)

My brother did the small shop today
to prevent me from temptation, and came back with club biscuits, crisps, beer and chocolate. This beats his previous attempt where he returned home with carrots for me, and two tiramisus and two chocolate cakes (full size) for himself. He proceeded to eat both tiramisus in front of me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:39, Reply)

bloody hell
you need to shop for a new brother!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:47, Reply)

He's coming very close to an axe in the head at the moment

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Hahahha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)

At 6'3 and irritatingly thin
he can afford to eat it. At a tubby 5'6 I can't
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Me too.
Plus I'm ill today, so I can eat WHATEVER I want, with no consequences.
So I'm going for the £3 crispy shredded beef and rice from the place over the road.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:37, Reply)

feed a cold
and teh AIDS
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I've got courgette and feta frittatas
I made them myself. Tonight I'm cooking Ms Foxtrot griddled artichoke and red pepper paella. I expect to be hungry again on Monday evening.

EDIT: this is for the Alt, I don't have frittatas where my balls should be, although they'd be about as much use
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:34, Reply)

only on b3ta
could a conversation about teabagging degenerate so rapidly into a food thread.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Sad state of affairs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:37, Reply)

i know
i don't even like tea
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:38, Reply)

WHAT?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Oh thank GOD
I was beginning to think it was just me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

you should all be put on a special island
then bombed to death for heresy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)