Nothing to do with the questions
but just read something on FB that tickled me.

Steve Jobs meant to type "I reign as Apple CEO"

Damn you, autocorrect!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:50, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*stony-faced silence*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Obvious strikethrough is obvious...
y ed

... and makes the joke even less funny
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I dunno it's a general improvement on your usual postings

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Look, it's only fucking Rory!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

*VICTORY LAP*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:08, Reply)

hu hu hu
I've still not gone to work. Vet said he'd call by noon, he's got 6 minutes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

How old's the 'pig?

( Cawl, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:57, Reply)

well that's what I'm hoping to find out
he's not yacking up or anything, but he's skinny and quiet and doesn't have much of an appetite - he only managed half a dandilion leaf this morning. More news as it breaks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:58, Reply)

That's what happens when they're old.
One of mine went like that, still eating, still drinking, but not as much as he used to, got skinny too. He was just old, it's just what happens.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:00, Reply)

he's not even a year old, yet :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)

He's probably dead
They're trying to find one the same colour.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:02, Reply)

you're mean
plus, I can see him from here - he's still there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Doing his little 'living statue' routine?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Hmmm...
Sorry if this is a vaguely insulting question, but you do feed him on proper Guinea pig food, right? As in, not rabbit food, or whatever.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Guinea Pig Excel
plus carrots, hay and dandelion leaves.

The other one is a bloater, I thought perhaps he was eating all the food at first
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Good!
That's ok then. Some people don't realise about the vitamin C thing.
Then again, some people thing that it's a good idea to keep them in a cage with a rabbit. Some people are fuckin' stupid.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)

You should eat him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I just realised I misread this as
'how's the pig' not how old. That makes the conversation make more sense now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Yeah...

( Cawl, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:04, Reply)

what are the odds of finding 2 welsh guinea pig fanciers on the same board?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I'm not Welsh.
And I don't really like Guinea pigs. I'm just stuck with this one 'til he dies and I can get something better in his cage.
But yeah, what're the odds?
( Cawl, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Shut up Welshy#2
you are every bit as welsh as Cavey and I bet your pig has a name and everything.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I'm still not welsh
but I love my pigs

edit: he has to go in for surgery :( poor little mite
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)

that's gotta cost
insurance?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)