I have to say mate that's pretty embarrassing
She now has you down as a raving woofter. You will be forever referred to in the staff locker room as 'that gay bloke with the funny ears'. Word will spread. Children will openly mock you in the street. The changing rooms at the swimming pool will empty as soon as you come in the door. You need to put this to bed now, but I fear that it might be too late.....
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You have to bone her.
I appreciate that you're very happy with Ms Foxtrot, but you must chat the checkout girl up, ask her out, wine her, dine her, and then bang her in a way that only a completely straight man with no concerns over his sexuality can do.

Good luck. We're all counting on you.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:23, Reply)

You didn't see her
I'd rather be thought of as gay. In fact, I'd rather bang the last woman of her age to accuse me of bumderism. She might be ginger but at least she's rich
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Hang right the fuck on.
Are you implying you'd actually 'do' Anne Robinson? Because that's really just .... disturbing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Gingers are grateful for whatever they can get
Rich + grateful = YACHT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)

But - and I know I'm in no position to lecture - She's OLD
Her face has been botoxed into submission, but I bet her fanny is wrinklier than your balls.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I think what I originally said was that I'd rather shag her than the woman who accused me of being gay today
But now that I'm thinking about it, I'm rather warming to the notion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:35, Reply)