I favour 'lavatory'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:43, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

As a hangout.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)

As an erogenous zone.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Best of all the 'Crystal Maze' Zones

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)

'Mumsy? is that you'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I'll give you 50 drogna to never mention that again.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Fine, but I couldn't be bothered to type that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)

When I'm at someone's house and need to go
I ask for the 'loo'. 'Lavatory' or 'lav' sounds more common to me. Actually, a lot of U sounds rather impolite and common. 'what' instead of 'pardon', &c.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)

You should ask where the "shitter" or "crapper" is
but if you really like them then ask for the cludge.

What?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Ask where the 'council' is then start playing the spoons.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Council gritter?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)

That's because U is an outdated form of referral
also it shouldn't be what, I was always taught to say sorry, rather than pardon
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Excuse me is preferred.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)

That wouldn't feel right to me

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)