"Oh don't look at the photos I've posted ON MY PROFILE PAGE, I look dreadful in them,
I'd change them for some better ones but I've got to dash to go and do a lot of BALLROOM DANCING with my AMAZINGLY HOT GIRLFRIEND WHO IS DEFINITELY NOT A BEARD and then go and touch some men's willies."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:50, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sounds like a Bumder Alert is required.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Get on that dead horse and flog it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Along with every single other part of this website.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:00, Reply)

O__o

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:51, Reply)

You of all people should be grateful for my status as resident gay

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)

You've missed a small subtlety here - which, to be fair, you may not have known about
But it was, of course, only after you minced in that I started writing regular Bumder Alerts to keep the board alert to your bumdering ways and to remind them to be watchful of their posteriors. Lampers, being a relatively infrequent visitor at the time, and therefore skim-reading most of my capitalised drivel, got the wrong end of the stick and thought that I was also a limp-wristed teapot of the first pina colada. Hence her question, shortly after we first met, which nearly caused Monty and Al to spontaneously develop incontinence.

Therefore, if you hadn't been bumdering about the place with your bumdering ways, I might never have been mistaken for a fellow shirt-lifting fannyphobe.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:31, Reply)