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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm too young and pretty to remember Wet Ham Manso I have no clue what all the fuss is about. I don't know where the whole Kroney/scat thing originated either.
What b3ta memes do you not have the foggiest about?
Alt: What memes did you like that seem to have died and can they be resurrected?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:14,
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*sadface* I never got that one either.I think I assumed it was one of those 'repeat-until-funny" things.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:19,
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Nooooo! It was awesome. A B3tan who isn't here anymore started it. I'd try and find the first post if I could be bothered.
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girlinthehole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:19,
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Nah, but I'm at home on the sofa feeling crap.I'm hoping it's just man flu and not the chronic shits. I really don't want the shits.
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sometimes it is hard to distinguish between a meme and a truth(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:19,
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i have no meme, i'm not interesting enough(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:20,
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Only in your wank fantasys alor should that be pAuL?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:23,
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Oh I see, you're accusing me of being a peado.I get it now.
That's very funny.
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Thank you, about as funny as deformed babies really(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:28,
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Nah, deformed babies are much funnier than peados.It's a well known fact.
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how about pedos fucking deformed babies?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:33,
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Your meme is 'his posts are bent'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:21,
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No, it's all of them I'm afraid.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:27,
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feel free to start a news thread, or even something interesting.I am under no illusions about the quality of this thread.
I do find memes and there propagation quite interesting though.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:23,
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Chomp is known as a rapistbecause he has a rape face and likes to rape women in Milton Keynes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:24,
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There is unconfirmed reports they have the "mad dog" surrounded.Which is news and interesting.
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Colonel GadaffiSeriously don't know how you could have missed this...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:27,
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I didn't know he was called Mad Dogit could have been some football player or something.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:28,
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aha. Hence my total lack or knowledge of, or interest in the nickyname.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:32,
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Nah, I avoid it mostly on medical grounds.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:28,
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They don't know what they're doing.Chances are they have A mad dog surrounded.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:28,
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and anyway if they catch him they'll inexplicably let him escape and appear on telly almost immediately(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:30,
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Didn't they 'have his son'and then 'not have his son actually, sorry' the other day?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:31,
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They "had" two of his sons, one was rescued, the other may or may not have been captured at all.But just by saying he had been captured a number of army commanders switched sides so it could have been a tactic.
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Seems to have been a pretty good tactic then.So do they not have any of his sons any more?
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Nope none, I think one was killed in an air strike but apart from that they're all on the loose.(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Are you a Gaddafi tied to a tree?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:37,
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Do they actually know how many sons he has?Those Arabs breed like rabbits.
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girlinthehole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:35,
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Partly because NATO stopped Gadaffi from being able to use his military. Mainly because they don't like him.Which smells terribly of playground bullying to me. Poor Gadaffi :(
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Kroney, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:39,
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I remember the one about Crow being gayand how that came about, but I still have no idea why Lampers does hardcore anal porn.
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Lampers herself admitted that she did HARDCORE ANAL PORNand this was corroborated by Amberl.
The Crow meme was actually the fault of Lampers when she asked how he played the bass with his limp wrists while we were having a Tayyabs once.
Of course, now she knows.
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because she's the star of "Anal Cum Sluts" and "Deep Cheeks 1-3"(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:28,
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no, it was for fun.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:31,
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You admitted to being a fan of space docking(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:32,
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I had no idea about the TGB massive fanny thinguntil I met Labs, who basically admitted culpability. I don't know how the idea of Al's grotesque flabbiness came about.
I already miss the "If that is indeed your real name" meme, which seems to have died on its arse.
I do not miss the one Al started for me when I was a n00b.
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What one did I start for you?Was it the one where you were a bummer?
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I think he started that by posting photos of himself(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:37,
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"Oh don't look at the photos I've posted ON MY PROFILE PAGE, I look dreadful in them,I'd change them for some better ones but I've got to dash to go and do a lot of BALLROOM DANCING with my AMAZINGLY HOT GIRLFRIEND WHO IS DEFINITELY NOT A BEARD and then go and touch some men's willies."
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Get on that dead horse and flog it(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:52,
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You of all people should be grateful for my status as resident gay(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)
You've missed a small subtlety here - which, to be fair, you may not have known aboutBut it was, of course, only after you minced in that I started writing regular Bumder Alerts to keep the board alert to your bumdering ways and to remind them to be watchful of their posteriors. Lampers, being a relatively infrequent visitor at the time, and therefore skim-reading most of my capitalised drivel, got the wrong end of the stick and thought that I was also a limp-wristed teapot of the first pina colada. Hence her question, shortly after we first met, which nearly caused Monty and Al to spontaneously develop incontinence.
Therefore, if you hadn't been bumdering about the place with your bumdering ways, I might never have been mistaken for a fellow shirt-lifting fannyphobe.
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I don't know who started the bummer one, I think it just sort of comes with the territoryYours was that I'm hideously ugly and am punching well above my weight, which I consider to be harsh and fair in that order
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Probably something about *perfectly normal voice* MARTIN, 32, PAPA NEW GUINEE(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:47,
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Yeah that was all Gonz' workI say "all", I like to think I gave him the original inspiration
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what was that?I didn't know the TGB one either.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:35,
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Are you saying Labs created the memeor that it actually happened as the result of a stretching experiment that went horribly wrong?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:37,
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If anyone could stretch things to meme-necessitating point, it'd be LabsWhat he used to stretch it is of more interest
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That was shitNot least because for TGB to have the sort of fanny we're talking about here, he'd have had to have used something rather larger.
Like a bus.
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That one's died because Bill Clay, if that is indeed his real namedoesn't post often enough for it to stick, if indeed he doesn't post often enough.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:37,
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It's too good to confine to one infrequent posterIf indeed it is confined
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I want Happybara to come backfor the sake of his meme.
I don't think I have one
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:41,
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That's not really a meme though(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:44,
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Memes can be true thoughSwipeys meme is that she's shallow, vain, self absorbed and incapable of finding anyone who will put up with her other than a weak chinned man child.
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I think that might be personal bias rather than truthan example of a true meme would've been Kroney and his spacedocking
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:48,
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or me being a bit creepy and humping Cavey.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:49,
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thats the fucking joke you flidmong.I'm not actually humping Cavey, but Darth like to try and make a meme of it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:59,
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sadly not applied to a brilliant person in this case.I like it anyway.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:11,
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I ought to start charging you royalties.At the going rate I'd have, oh, fifty-odd pence by now.
Riches.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:52,
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thank you.I was worrying that was too subtle.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:46,
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Well, I lost you with a Pratchet reference earlier....(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:54,
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Not everyone has read PratchettAnd there are 40-odd books (to my knowledge - I've only read two and a half, and one of them wasn't very good).
Everyone has seen Star Wars.
EVERYONE.
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I can think of one person that hasn't.I'm pretty sure she hasn't, anyway.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:56,
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I actually know a few who claim not to have seen itI wouldn't consider them "people", however. Ms Foxtrot's nephew gets out on the technicality of being 3.
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there's a difference between having seen itand knowing it well enough to get the "that's no moon..." reference. I also suspect you read the wrong two books, was it rincewind?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:01,
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Spot onThe Colour of Magic was sporadically funny but seemed to have been written very much on the hoof, The Light Fantastic was better but still not amazing. Mort is proving good value so far though.
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I can't be bothered with the rincewind books.I like The Watch, Death and The witches in roughly that order, especially the later watch stuff when the characters flesh out some, Guards Guards is not that great
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:13,
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I decided I'd see what all the fuss was aboutbut am determined to work through them in a roughly chronological order, regardless of protestations about how you don't really need to.
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well, it's up to you.but he definitely got better later, so you'll have to plow through some less good stuff first.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:17,
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It's just a quirk I have with anything of this natureI can't pick things up halfway through.
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This post contain lies.I've read all the Discworld books, though not every single Pratchett book, and every one I've read has had me laughing out loud.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:03,
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you probably have dull breasts too.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:06,
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I bet they aretotal tangent, but I am totally this guy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1E9PZQKklQ&feature=related
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:08,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1332734
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:08,
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You thought a Star Wars-related joke was too subtle for B3ta*facepalm*
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A couple of them go right over my heador at least, I get what they are (and sometimes join in) but have no idea how they started.
I guess my meme is taht I'm a gold-digging tart who's just waiting for her elderly husband to shuffle off his perch.
Oh, and that I have breasts. Big ones. And I'm boring.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:00,
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you're not the only one who can be dull and repetitive you know.www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1332734
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:10,
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as long as it's amusing somebodyI find him terrifically dull.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:14,
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Aww, don't cryChompy.I don't hate you or anything, more sort of pity you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:34,
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hanging... bleurgh...(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:09,
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Alright mateI thought you'd be in a good mood today, cracking performance last night
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ghaven't seen ti yet, just got back from newquay, listened to it on the Mikita in howling rain in a tent.Feel like death.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:16,
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Nope, just stoners camping.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:19,
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You should be ashamed of yourself you filthy druggieWith that, I'm off home to pack for InFest. I bid most of you a very fond farewell, and hope some of you catch on fire. Enjoy guessing who's who!
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Enjoy mate!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:27,
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I can't believe I missed the thread that mentions me in the title!And I'm still young, though maybe not pretty, so god knows how you can be too young :/ how old must you be? 14?
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