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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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And then it would be "Hey Monty, I think I'd like this record of yours, here's £100"and then he'd just smash it in front of you and laugh.
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I'd never let that arse-mechanic into my flat.He'd probably give my sofa AIDS or something.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:10,
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I doubt he's the worst thing that's been on your sofa.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:19,
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No, that's Set Your Faces To Stunned.By a country mile.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:21,
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That's only because you've never actually been on my sofa.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:28,
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True story, when I was a kid, I used to say that if I won the lotto........ I'd do things like pay tramps £500 to strip down to their underwear and try and swim in a puddle in the rain.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:15,
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Not that I'm calling monty a tramp or anything, he's still of a fixed abode while the banks send out those lovely letters with red writting on.It's when the courts send them that you have to worry.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:16,
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