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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I saw someone who looked like a fat you last night.
He sang Wonderwall. Therefore, I blame you.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:51, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
A FAT me?
Blimey, he must've been huge.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Alright Aggsy?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Alright fella
How are we?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I've had about 4 minutes' sleep.
I feel fucking odd, truth be told.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Oof, that's not good
Going to sleep well tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Like a corpse.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)
some at work has had a gastric bamd
She's lost about 6 stone, she looks like she's been deflated. lol
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Does her extra skin flop out of her clothes?
She must have been a reet fat cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)
She's still fat, it just seems to have fallen a bit further down.
And yeah she was.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
I'll bet she had a smelly minge.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Only way to find it was rifle through the rolls of fat until you smelled shit, then go back one.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Chuck some flour at her and look for the batter patch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)
You'd have to be quick, or she'd start shovelling it into her mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Someone mentioned the smell at the end of a staff meal
the incident was forever known as "Billings-gate"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)

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