Suspicion of criminal damage.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:34, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

wuth a 15" black rubber cock?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)

15 inch
black rubber cocks don't need barratries so Amberl's wrong
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Had you bashed someone's back doors in?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Did you do it?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Being completely pissed at the time, I have zero recollection of apparently pulling my miserable bullying witch-like biddy neighbour's satellite cord off her wall, destroying her Sky box and scaring her shitless at 3am.
I said as much to the interviewing officers, they said "Do you often black out from too much alcohol?" and I said I did, as at the time I was massively depressed and pissed a whole lot of the time. They let me off with a stern "we can't prove it" and something of a wry smile.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)

they should have given you the chair

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)

You're right, the concrete bed in the cell was fucking uncomfortable.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)

you missed a golden opportunity for an IKEA joke, there

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I ain't gonna lie to you, truth fairy, but you could just tell the joke and be less shit about it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I could

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)