He claims not to be a puppet
Opinion is divided on the subject.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

fair enough, more nutters welcome.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Tell me
How the flying fuck can I prove I'm not a sockpuppet?

I'm just a long time lurker.

Not that I give a fuck, of course.

You are free to reach your own conclusions based on my posts or the whims of your imagination.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)

send Rswipe a pick of your cock so she can start eliminating people.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)

I think
rswipe has had a variety of pustulous cock gazzes over the years and experience of at least three.

A pic of my pristine penis would confuse her no end
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:14, Reply)

You may have to come round our houses indivually and make us all a cup of tea.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)

It
would be a pleasure but only if expenses are included.

/pgtips
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:16, Reply)

I'm sorry, I like Tetley.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I reckon it's Noel.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Show your working:

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)

The way he writes, it's a bit suave but not really,
shit at being a troll. It's nice so it's noel.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)

If you were going to create a troll
why would you make a point of it being Scottish.

I may just give it up, and accept him as a real person.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)

"A bit suave"
By Christ, I've been called many things but "a bit suave" is beyond the pale. Maybe you should give Darth his account back.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)

I'm trying to be nice in case you are Noel as I like Noel.
If you are a real person you are creepy and probably wearing your mum's skin.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I am
not Noel 'though I agree he seems very pleasant.

I am not creepy, despite the fact that I'm wearing your mother's sequinned, mellifluous ball gown. And her trainers from the clubby book.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Ha
I really, really wish I had a 15 inch black rubber cock.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Is that you
that you Sydney?

Now I'm really confused.

Also, isn't Tetleys some hideous "London Ale?"
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Tetley is, or was, a bitter.
I used to drink it when I was a teenager.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I only
understand pints of heavy or lager.

All the rest is just "fuckin' pish."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:25, Reply)

If I were going to drink beer again
I like a nice pint of 80/-
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)

It still is.
There's a lot of pubs in Leeds owned by the Tetleys brewery where you could get it at about £1.50/pint a few years ago (it's almost certainly gone up since then).
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:04, Reply)