Afternoon TD
I've done fuck all today.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 17:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

After my blinding morning
I've pissed away the rest of the day doing nothing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 17:55, Reply)

I think I'm going to get a curry this evening b3th.
That is as far as my plans for today have gone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Mm curry

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:04, Reply)

I don't know what curry to have though.
I fancy something a bit different.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Last curry I had was a dopiaza
it was really nice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:14, Reply)

That is the double-onion curry isn't it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:15, Reply)

Yes
Chicken Dopiaza is splendid.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:16, Reply)

I usually go for something in a Madras style.
Not sure what to get this evening though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:17, Reply)

Oh dear yes
Somerset. Does Mr B3th hold a candle for them? They were shite.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:00, Reply)

I don't think I've been entirely sober since Friday night
County T20 finals were splendid. OK, we went out but we lost to the best team.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Ah! But self employment means you don't have to get up early tomorrow morning.
So good work TD!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:00, Reply)

I've got an advertising campaign to write tomorrow
It's not all lying in bed scratching your bollocks you know.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:02, Reply)

That should form part of your advertising campaign.
*Landlords, spend more time in bed scratching your bollocks by using TD's property services*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:06, Reply)

That's roughly what my website says
I'll be creative tomorrow.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:14, Reply)

creative bollock scratching

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:18, Reply)

If you had bollocks
You'd know how satisfying a good rummage is.

I can offer a service that allows Landlords a very good scrat indeed whilst I'm doing their legwork.

I get enough time to fiddle with my own parts.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:27, Reply)

what are you going to do for the lady landlords?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:29, Reply)

They can scratch my bollocks

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 18:36, Reply)