See my edit.
I've always had one, but I make myself keep to a minimum standard by asking myself what a visiting female would think of my flat and what it's state might do to the chances of a return visit.

This is not an issue for you as long as any poor male you lure back can see your tits above the creeping mould.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:29, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'd just like to add that I did own a hoover befre
it was just crap. I feel like I need to make this point for the sake of my repuation
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:35, Reply)

your reputation? *raises eyebrow in a way I am tragically unable to do in reality*
FWIW I only bought an ironing board recently after 2 years without.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:37, Reply)

ironing boards are for keeping sewing kit on
and nothing more
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Unlike you I have a job that requires I look at least nominally presentable.
I have found that shirts are the best solution to this.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:42, Reply)

i got described last night by some people
I'd not seen in ages as 'looking like an art lecturer'. I'm just a stereotype
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:45, Reply)

yup, that's you, boring, predictable, quite ordinary really
does sarcasm this crushingly heavy really need a "/sarcasm"?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:46, Reply)

but I am predictable
I almost always know what I'm going to do before I do it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:54, Reply)

that makes one of you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:56, Reply)

You can't fight it petal.

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:47, Reply)

i guess it's the path I have chosen

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:54, Reply)