Hello, long time no see for a lot of you.
Tell me what you've been up to/future plans for world domination as I love threads like this. Lying if you're a chubby shut-in is optional.

I qualified as a veterinary nurse a few months ago after working as a student for 4 years and attending college one day a week for 2 years. I now work in an animal emergency hospital in London and I love it. I'm supposed to be camping with friends in Kent right now, but have a rubbish cold so decided to stay in bed and catch up on some rest instead. I really neeeeeed to buy some new bras as all of my current ones either no longer fit or have gone an odd colour. My fancy ones are just not suitable for every day use, so they sit neglected in a drawer most of the time. I need to quit smoking. I'm loving the new series of Breaking bad and the US version of Wilfred. I want to take up Kung fu, but am struggling to find a reputable place within an hour's travelling distance to go to. I was going to go back to Kendo, but being back in the hall a few weeks ago for an hour reminded me that I wasn't that interested in it to begin with and it's bloody expensive.

Edit: Ooh It's my b3taday!

Alt: What are you loving right now?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:04, 231 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I think this season's Breaking Bad is awful.
I was addicted to the first two.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:05, Reply)

I love it because we now know the characters so well that they don't have to mess around with character development and can just get on with the story instead
That annoyed me with season two because they were still playing about with Jesse's character, trying to decide what he was going to be like for too long.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:06, Reply)

I'm really struggling to get invested into this season.
It's just been complete filler for me, the story has progressed ridiculously slowly.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:15, Reply)

That's what makes it great for me as its the first season where I've watched it as its been screened instead of waiting months for it to be over and watched as a set.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:19, Reply)

I love Breaking Bad
and the latest episode was ace. Jesse is really starting to come into his own
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Happy candle day.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Thanks

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Think you've got to change the username
Get back to some sort of Becky or Jon Spencer reference.

Nice to see see you back.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Why?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Maybe TD has missed you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Ha

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Yes I have missed Becky.
Kept the trolls under control.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Awww, I like a bit of trolls.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:17, Reply)

You liked Maladicta?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Pffft, she was alright in her own way.
I wonder if her and pot are still making sweaty spotty love?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Oh jesus, I really needed that image in my head.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:31, Reply)

With Hairpots "Sister" shouting encouragement
Still the best O/T moment ever - Hairpot pretending to be his sister and arguing with himself.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:33, Reply)

how did he get found out?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:37, Reply)

If I could find the page I would
It was a Sunday morning - a few years ago.

I'll dig it out one day.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Because you've nicked it off an occasional QOTW poster.
And it's confusing.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:14, Reply)

This is true, but his is my favourite username ever, so it's a tribute

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:15, Reply)

That'll do
Suits you, madam.

Genuinely - lovely to see you back again.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:28, Reply)

I doubt i'll be back for long, but thank you. Nice to see you too :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:30, Reply)

I'm not often here these days
But I'm pleased that one of my days coincides with you.

Even though I'm ratted.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Alt: Angels instead.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Did you not go to 'stock?
I got shitfaced on Friday night after finishing work at The Pit of Hades forever and ever, went to Cotswold Wildlife Park on Saturday and squeegasmed over the baby meerkats, got adopted by my mate's family and fed full of sausage and mash on Saturday evening and roast pork and fresh garden veg on Sunday. I taught kids how to make paper aeroplanes and flapping birds, throwing-and-catching practice, juggling, chatting bollocks etc. Got home today, spoke to the missus, slept for four hours and now I'm watching newish Futurama. Fucking excellent weekend. Now I've got nine days off *smug beams*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:15, Reply)

No, I really wanted to and was unable to cancel my train ticket as well, so double fail.
Your weekend sounds like great fun :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:17, Reply)

It was splendid.
One of my oldest friend's mum treats me like a second son, it's amazing! Is Kendo the only other thing you've done? I did judo as a lad, it was fun and taught me how to fall over, which I've excelled at quite often over the years.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:19, Reply)

I did kickboxing for about 8 years, but the downside to that it that once you get to blackbelt you can't really go any further with it unless you want to teach.
It's a long time since I did it though, so I want to get into something else that requires physical exertion and skill without getting injured quite so much.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Climbing?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Tried that, but I fall off too much on walls and there's not really that many natural surfaces in London to use.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:28, Reply)

my plan is to not die of stress
or fuck up too badly the first month of term. Also evil overlord base design

alt. Morrisons creme caramel
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:20, Reply)

How's the pig(s)?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)

(s)

Sad times Noel.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Boson didn't make it :(
Higgs is currently mopeing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Shame.
I reckon guinea pig heaven must be a pretty wicked place though, all that fresh straw and whatever it is guinea pigs eat to eat.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Sorry to hear that, what was wrong with it?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:24, Reply)

complications from surgery left him with an absess
then he never really got over the surgery for that.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Bugger, I'm sorry :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Right, I'm about to call the curry house.
Anyone want owt?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Oh fuck yeah I do, why'd you have to go and say that? I've got shitloads of cash in the house.
*ponders*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:22, Reply)

*burgles*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:23, Reply)

I'll be going to the offy as well when I go out.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Gah this is too much!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Curry, rice, bread and a bottle of wine do ya?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Chappati, not rice.
Fuck it, I reckon it's on.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Dunno if I saw this here or on twitter, so how about
What's a punctuation freak's favourite curry?
L&a.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:28, Reply)

I'll have a naan please, Jeff
I do like a nice ghee-filled naan.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:23, Reply)

I'll bet you love being ghee-filled.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:25, Reply)

hurr hurrr

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:27, Reply)

I have curry in the freezer
I'm trying to resist having that and a beer.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Damn, so do I!
Chicken vindaloo with peppers and three chappati it is.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I'm sticking to the carrots
though my palms haven't turned orange yet.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:36, Reply)

So you probably don't want to know that I've just ordered
a Sally chicken, a lamb Pathia, special fried rice and a keema nan.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:42, Reply)

:(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Sorry Amberl.
If it makes you feel any better, they said it'll HALF AN HOUR before my food is ready.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:43, Reply)

It's alright
I've got French onion soup and carrots, what on earth could be better?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:55, Reply)

I totally dig chappatis big time so hard it hurts a little bit when I don't have one.
I make tandoori kababs in them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Happy candle day :)
I'm a chubby shut-in, so nothing interesting.

Alt: I'm loving the new season of Breaking Bad. My brother just fbed me this i52.tinypic.com/33mu239.jpg
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Fuck off you're not a chubby shut-in. I've met you at least 3 times that I can recall and you have fabulous breasts!
Haha I love that picture :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:30, Reply)

You should come out and have more drinks
when I finally move to London :)

The ace thing about Breaking Bad is because it's not hugely known, the random gifs are generally pretty funny.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Hello you !!!!
*waves*

I am loving the thought of spending a night in my own bed again.
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Have you had the post-festival bath yet? That is the highlight of any post-festival experience.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Why would I. I had a shower in my hotel room.

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:43, Reply)

True enough.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Hello love, where have you been?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Went to a small festival near York for the weekend.
Twas lovely.
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Excellent, glad to hear it :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I'm in Euston.
It's full of fraught people, vuvuzelas, screaming kids and women with love bites. Gross.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:06, Reply)

And which category do you fall into?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:07, Reply)

she's a fraught, screamsing vuvuzela
with a love bite
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Tasty little scouse piece on that seat over there.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:09, Reply)

So, how are you?
And how's the boy? Did you leave him a broken shell of a man?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:13, Reply)

She left him drained, aching and red raw.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:13, Reply)

I'm good but travel-weary. How's you?
I'll bet your brother's already gone to bed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:15, Reply)

I just tucked him in

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:16, Reply)

You see, had you planned this better
I could have met you for a drink.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Same, but I could have brought waning plague with me too for added excitement

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:15, Reply)

I'm glad my plague waned quicker than yours, It caught up with me at the end of my 9.4miles run this morning.

Sorry, did I mention I was running a half marathon in 2 weeks?

Hope you're feeling better!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:16, Reply)

9.4?
Why didn't you run round the block a couple of times to round it up to 10?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I was cold, I felt sick
and my legs were a little bit tired and in agony.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:19, Reply)

running is stupid
why would you run at all?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Because I'm doing a half marathon in two weeks time.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:23, Reply)

but
why?
cars are quicker
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:24, Reply)

It's a challenge
I said I would do it, and then I couldn't bring myself to drop out.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:27, Reply)

now this I can understand

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Much better now thanks. You might have mentioned it a couple of times. How's your knee holding up?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Much better
My current weakest link is the bones at the top of my shins, but I think I will cope with the half marathon that I'm running in 2 weeks time.

I love that X-ray picture you posted.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:22, Reply)

So do I :) We never get terribly amusing ones at work, so I swiped it off a vet forum I use
Also, excellent! Glad to hear it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Ello Scouse :)
Enjoy it, soon you'll be back in the land of bubble perms, dodgy tracksuits and other such cliches
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:09, Reply)

I wish that world still existed.
Watching Bread box sets convinced me of this.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Do you really want a world of Derek Hatton?
Because the revulsion against Hatton brought us Major...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Oh bore off.
I'm on about "greetings", "Bill-lee" and "I'm a moggle". Derek's had some startling plastic surgery in the last decade though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:18, Reply)

He can probably afford it
On the money he scammed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:19, Reply)

missinghorseboxlolz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:22, Reply)

And a "documentary"
It's possible that I know someone who may have been involved with the "documentary".

Or possibly not. Who knows? Degsy was just looking after his city, right?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Will you fuck off depressing me!
I was in Liverpool throughout that period, remember. I have no desire to see Derek's face ever again. Not even in my imagination. soap box at someone else tonight please.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:39, Reply)

In my head it still totally does every time I watch X factor by mistake

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:16, Reply)

I have stuck a rusty fork in my itv just in case that happens.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:19, Reply)

How much for the old bras?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:14, Reply)

I doubt even you'd want them Gonz. They're pretty manky now

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:15, Reply)

perhaps you could dye, them
mine always have the problem that the wire sticks through the material an into bits of my flesh
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Wouldn't work unfortunately as most of them are pretty pattern ones that would look shit as just one colour
I've never had that problem before, but these were stupidly expensive to begin with* and I always hand washed them, so I guess it's just a gradual wear and tear thing.

*Not trying to imply that you buy cheap bras
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Don't over sale it, I have a £80/day limit on my cash card that I got when I was 12 years old so if I get mugged they can't get too much...
... that 16 years later I still haven't removed because I can always get loads of cashbacks that don't seem to count... and that's my limit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Unless you can meet me tonight at 11:55

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Umm...I might have to pass on your generous offer

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:22, Reply)

That's fair enough, I bet they're not even proper manky, like you wear them just the once and wash them straight after.... so not really interested, in that light.
How's the dogs? Totally still wanting one at some point in my life.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Umm dogs? I don't own one, so all the dogs in the world? They said to say hi and they'd like to be adopted by you as soon as you think you're ready :)
And as soon as Clendrix thinks you're ready too...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Yeah', not yours, the ones you look after, presuming you still do all that.
Woh', that was amazingly condersending, totally awesome, congrats on still having it !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Sorry Gonz, that was unintentional. I haven't been at work since Friday, but all the dogs that were there then went home with happy waggy tails. Aside from the tail amputation dog :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:40, Reply)

It's alright =)
Oh cool, that sounds good. My mate was telling me how they're looking for people to look after guide/deaf dogs while they're in their pup stage, for the time between beeing weened of it's parents and when it starts formal training, and how they pick them up when you go to work and drop them off when you get home... seems like a good deal to me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Sounds good, only you'd be responsible for their toilet training which can be a bit of a pain, especially if you weren't going to be keeping the dog, you'd forever be picking up poo
Bonus is it'd force you to be tidy because puppies eat EVERYTHING.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:54, Reply)

I've got some old underwear you can have for £160 Gonz
Let me know.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Yours?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:24, Reply)

I Have returned from Muddy Festival Land
I have Veggie-Chilli and Top Gear and I have decided that this is officially the last night of my festival fun weekend so I shall allow my self some Small Drugs and chill with shite telly.

sad boring bastard.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:17, Reply)

you should probably get the mud off you or something

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I have, been back for hours and I can hear the washing machine spin as I type
Commiserations on the pig BTW.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Oh, OK, I've not washed clothes since I went to Green Man, I guess you win on domesticity
ta - totally sucks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Against you, this is no challenge.
If I ever fall below The Cavey Standard I shall expect never to have sex again.

Compassion-based-edit: Not to say you won't, but you're a girl and men have lower standards about these things.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:25, Reply)

damn it! I bought a hoover the other day
and I even used it today! I'm totally domestic.

does that mean I should be able to pull soon?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Only a hoover repair salesman.

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:29, Reply)

those guys suck

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Zing!

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:34, Reply)

See my edit.
I've always had one, but I make myself keep to a minimum standard by asking myself what a visiting female would think of my flat and what it's state might do to the chances of a return visit.

This is not an issue for you as long as any poor male you lure back can see your tits above the creeping mould.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:29, Reply)

I'd just like to add that I did own a hoover befre
it was just crap. I feel like I need to make this point for the sake of my repuation
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:35, Reply)

your reputation? *raises eyebrow in a way I am tragically unable to do in reality*
FWIW I only bought an ironing board recently after 2 years without.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:37, Reply)

ironing boards are for keeping sewing kit on
and nothing more
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Unlike you I have a job that requires I look at least nominally presentable.
I have found that shirts are the best solution to this.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:42, Reply)

i got described last night by some people
I'd not seen in ages as 'looking like an art lecturer'. I'm just a stereotype
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:45, Reply)

yup, that's you, boring, predictable, quite ordinary really
does sarcasm this crushingly heavy really need a "/sarcasm"?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:46, Reply)

but I am predictable
I almost always know what I'm going to do before I do it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:54, Reply)

that makes one of you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:56, Reply)

You can't fight it petal.

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:47, Reply)

i guess it's the path I have chosen

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:54, Reply)

I've got an awesome dinner, Cocopops and a pan-o-chocolate thing.
Win !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I was worried that you didn't really have a cold
and were sticking to your "won't travel outside the M25 unless it's for a shag" rule. We missed you and you missed a lot of meat. Hope the cold is getting better.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Hahaha, oh real life lol, you know me so well.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:20, Reply)

I like that rule, I may steal it.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Steal it? You've already done it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:27, Reply)

well, yes, but I never had a rule before.
gives it legitimacy, innit?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:30, Reply)

My rule is if they look good in a cape then I'm in.

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Superman just went ex-directory

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:32, Reply)

*sadface*

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:33, Reply)

I hear Batman's still single....
Better still he still has residual emotional issues about the death of his parents, making him quite vulnerable emotionally...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:34, Reply)

That's all I need. Another vulnerable guy in a cape.

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:36, Reply)

It would give you a spare...
in case of breakages.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Now you're accusing me of being cack-handed with the opposite sex.

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:42, Reply)

As If I would, dear lady, as if I would.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:43, Reply)

In there then

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:36, Reply)

What ho Amberl!
Can you confirm/deny my supposition that you're username in tobacco related?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Not at all I'm afraid
I don't smoke. Unless drunk. How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Not bad, a little tired
mostly enjoying being back in my own place and vegging. How's you?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Sounds like you had an awesome weekend though
I'm alright thanks, not been up to much.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:45, Reply)

I did, I totally saw The Levellers
and they were most awesome. I just with I'd drunken more cider, I was being all sensible, but it was awesome cider. There were also some people there, who may, or may not, have been awesome too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Excellent. Why were you being all sensible?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Because he's a wuss.

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Says the woman who poured away half of her pint of Rat's Anus
To be fair it was rank, the Black dragon was fantastic, I may look for an online source.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Rat's Anus was rank?
it's good they named it well
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:55, Reply)

it may have been called Rat's Tail
but it tasted of arse to me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:56, Reply)

We had a fifty minute walk home.
It would have been an eighty minute walk home had a drunk the rest of it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:57, Reply)

because for me more than 3 pints of cider usually = pukesville
so I stuck to beer till the final night.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:53, Reply)

fair enough
I'd rather cider than beer myself. Especially a beer called Rat's Anus
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:00, Reply)

I did when younger
I seem to have lost the stomach for it The rat's tail was a cider I think.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)

It was foul but that meant I wouldn't drink it so quickly.
Thus less time gadding in the mud for more cider and less time spent in the loo. I do these things for a reason.
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:04, Reply)

this is the problem with drinking at festivals
queues for manky loos. And sawdust ones are not an alternative
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

The loos weren't too bad apart from the mud on the floor.
It was just shlepping through the mud to get to them.
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)

fuck me stereo!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:16, Reply)

loo's were pretty good aktually
not much of a queue and even paper on the last day.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)

I'll take you both on the cider boat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I can't wait.

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:15, Reply)

It won't be that exciting.
It's a boat. A boat that sells cider.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:18, Reply)

But you will be on the boat Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)

This is true.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Hahahahahaha, slim pickings since you guys are all in happy relationships, but no I genuinely was poorly sick.
Thanks lovely, I hope I'll see you all again soon x
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Are back home okay?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Still on the M4.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Boo.
How is your knee feeling?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:29, Reply)

It's ok today.
I'm knackered though.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:46, Reply)

I've eaten curry and I'm now watching BBC2.
As you were.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)

*is as she was*

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)

anything good on?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:14, Reply)

A show about the tenth anniversary of 9/11.
Why they've decided to show it in August is a bit of a mystery.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:15, Reply)

BBC4 - a programme about the Regency period.

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:16, Reply)

royal puberty?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)

I have now done all the work I was supposed to do this afternoon.
back to feeling smug.

So, what's going on tonight, then? Hmm? Anything good?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Zilch!

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)

I've had a big meal.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Did you get my naan?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Got it and sent it to the pier.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)

I'll pick up the next time I'm there.
Which, you know, is ALL the time.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)

I know. It seemed to make the most sense.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Jaffa cakes.
Hiya B3th
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Not that exciting.
Now, if you'd said Party Rings, I might have jealoused. I might have jealoused all over the fucking shop.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)

party rings are well rank man, innit?
Jaffa cakes are lush.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Lies.
On the internet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)

i might get some vodka in a minute
that'll set me up good for going into work tomorrow
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Do it Captain.
You've had a shitty day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Guineapig wake?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Best of all the rodent-based Joyce adaptations.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:37, Reply)

*clicks*

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:48, Reply)

haha
couldn't think of another one, but I don't know much of the classics
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)

i don't think Higgs is old enough for vodka

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)

dip his piggy-mix in it.
it cannot end badly
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)

oh :(
and my friends are beginning to put up pictures from the big larp event I couldn't go to.

This weekend officially sucks and didn't happen
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)

If it didn't happen, you can drink as much vodka as you like
and tomorrow there will be no hangover. You know, cos this weekend didn't happen.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)

this is good logic

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:35, Reply)

I'm going to take over the world using twitter, well if I ever get more than 15 followers that is.
Alt: Not football.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I'll follow you bobby
who is you?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)

He only has 15 followers as he changes his twitter name every couple of days.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:38, Reply)

2 of them are pornstars, not sure how that happened really
when I say stars they have links to videos of them being fucked on their pages.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)

dr3wyork, for that is my real internet persona.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:38, Reply)

done.
now dance monkey dance.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I believe the correct phrase is 'Ha Ha'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Nelson lolz

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Image taken away because I feel bad about leeching other people's webspace.

/coward
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)

You're Moleman.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3oeFxN1qCY
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)

doh

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)

A deer. A female deer.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvph0eSb-Hg
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I am still shellshocked

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I wish it had been teh other way round
As if Utd aren't insufferable enough...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)

SODOI!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)

has everyone gone away?
I only went off for a little while to talk on the phone and you all scarpered
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:40, Reply)

No, I'm still here.
Just bored. Or boring.

How's the vodka?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Vodka is usually good
unless it's gut-rot
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:44, Reply)

it's the vanilla stuff
I bought the day I got my job and didn't know what to do with myself. It's a bit strong and I have no idea what I'd mix it with
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:45, Reply)

If you like vanilla coke, try it with coke.
also, I thought you might appreciate this.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:47, Reply)

haha, eugh!
that's not natural depth of field, someone's arsed about with that picture and no mistake
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:48, Reply)

I shouldn't go on that site
I pop over for a quick look and end up there for hours.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:59, Reply)

Cavy you might like these
www.regretsy.com/2011/08/22/how-to-take-engagement-photos/#comments
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 23:03, Reply)

I saw these! yay zombies!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 23:09, Reply)

braAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINS!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 23:13, Reply)