psychochomp never starts good threads
they are either newslinks or him asking what he should cook for people at the weekend just to get them to spend any time with him.

but this is a particularly shit new low. i even miss bert.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:15, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'd start a new thread, but i fear it will descend into puns again
instead i shall try and rewrite my CV without wanky corporate bullshit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

That I shall never do.
I have been taking archery lessons, you see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

oh dear, i shall have to ask you to kill yourself please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)

If you spell and punctuate every post correctly for an entire month I shall do that very thing,
after first signing over my organs to Edmund for medical research. I will then fly through the air and travel through time.

All you have to do is use correct Enlish for 30 days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)

English or Enlish?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Enlish.
A language I made up - so you have no chance.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I could arrange for your petard to be unhoisted if you like, chap.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Thanks awfully.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

haaaa!
thank god you have started to improve the place.

i am getting to the stage of almost revealing who is good and who is shit in bed on here just to liven things up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)

How many people could you out?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

if i made it up?
or if i told the truth?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)

little bit from column a)
little bit from column b)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)