Afternoon boys and girls
I'm never away from this fucking place, it seems, and I'm *usually* nice to people. Unless I'm in a bad mood. Or got the painters in. Or there's an R in the month.

I tell you what, though - if I were a mod, there's be a lot of naughty stepping.

We don't need a mod, we need a mum. I vote for me or Blousie.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:57, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seriously though, girls can't be mods.
( Peej, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Lezza mums!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)

That's Monty's territory

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I am sure she fancies Lusty.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Your mum is Gonz?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:12, Reply)

His mum's a lezza.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I'd vote for the two of you in coalition.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:03, Reply)

GAY

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:09, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1339298

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I'm disappointed Comrade, you've banged the ignore drum and it turns out you were fibbing for attention

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:11, Reply)

IIRC I said I ignore you, not that I have you on ignore
For the record I have no one on ignore. But cheers for proving that you pay so much attention when we talk about you, shouldn't be surprized really.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Equal ops innit, I do try to pay attention to your posts but quickly lose interest, soz comrade
Just don't talk to me at this pier b4sh, you'll only end up embarrassing both of us.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:17, Reply)

You're too much of a poof and Blousie holds grudges.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:03, Reply)

That's the kind of harsh sentiment that we need

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I'm not around enough.
We need someone on hand to dispense placebo justice at all times.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:06, Reply)

And you could root out imposters and sock puppets etc

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:07, Reply)

The Scouse Inquisition.

( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Their chief weapon is Surprise.
And fear.
And thievery.
And shellsuits.
And bubble perms.
La.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:16, Reply)

kidda

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I am. I'm a terrible poof.
And b3tans being mean has actually made me cry before, so I'm probably not the best person to mod.

But you haven't seen me at my most meanest. I can be proper cutting.

Honest.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:12, Reply)

You've got to mean it.
You can't rely on wordsmithery alone!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:13, Reply)

You ask mr b3th. He'll tell you how mean I am.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:15, Reply)