Rory says he is a Mod*, it's the end of the world as we know it
but what would you do if the world did end and you where to your knowledge the only one left?

ALT: Bats, awesome or awful?

*this is clearly bullshit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:00, 46 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'll get you started; bats are awesome

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I think I'd wander around a bit looking at stuff, read anything I felt like reading, teach myself to drive and generally amuse myself as long as possible, before the depression set in, then off myself.
So, maybe I'd last a week, a bit longer if there were still dogs.

Alt:dull and a bit shit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Why won't you and Vipros hug and make up?
I hate these horrible fueds

;_;
( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:03, Reply)

because they are both cunts.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Fuck off you commie cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:05, Reply)

OK, I shall flounce.
and it's all your fault you horrible cunt.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Victory!
Rory will be so proud
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:09, Reply)

*unflounces*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Too late, you will forever be tarred with the flounce brush

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Fair dos, can't say I'm overly bothered.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Normally I'm saddened by the loss of posters, but in this case I've perked up somewhat
Edit :(

I've taken an oath not to abuse my new powers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Did you place your right hand on the 'Discworld boxset' when you made it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:13, Reply)

A bit trickier, I had to squeeze FOUR fingers up your mums pooper, and then recite the answers to the FAQ
Becoming a mod aint easy
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Shit, i could never do that.
the FAQ's are well long!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:38, Reply)

there's a feud?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Yup.
They hate each other. if you were arround more you'd know these things.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:23, Reply)

pff!
I'm like some kind of grown up now, I can't* waste all my evenings on the interweb

*can
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Yeah, well, you are the reason it's so shit on here.
I blame you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Ebonyyy and ivoryyyyyy

( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Are you saying I is black?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Yes.
And, as a result, predisposed towards criminality.

/American legal system
( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Cool, I've never been black before.
I shall enjoy being a minority for a change.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:34, Reply)

is it hate day or something
cockface?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Can't speak for anyone else, but I am in a foul mood for no good reason
clunge-breath.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:29, Reply)

So what's got up your ass
you stink brained fetid twat?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:33, Reply)

can you not read?
you jizz gargling thundercunt?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Oh, I can, but I got bored half way through the sentence
tit-face
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Opression right there
Honky bitch.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:38, Reply)

get back to the plantation or something

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:39, Reply)

you can't even to repression right.
i'm bored.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:41, Reply)

*balances cup on head, hums that circus tune*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Cheers Cavester, knew I could rely on you.
off home in another 14 minutes. well, off to the pub for the half hour my mates wife will allow him for fun then home and an attempt to think of anything better to do with the evening than slip into a coma.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:47, Reply)

I was going to say read, but then I remembered what you were reading
it will not cheer you up

this will, though www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-33i2b17nc
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Sorry, not my bag.
sod it, off to the pub.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:52, Reply)

well i hope things buck up
laters
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:56, Reply)

try and find out if I was the last person alive
and have fun while doing so

what sort of bats?

the animals: awesome
the cricket variety: awful
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Animals actually, but i'll disagree with you on cricket bats.
*folds arms* humph
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Sleep in Buckingham Palace for shits and giggles.
After that, exterminate all the bats.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:07, Reply)

As long as all the vehicles were still there and working I'd see how far I could get around the world
The boat driving would be the trickiest thing to master, but I'd have plenty of time to practice. Then I'd make a list of all the famous buildings in the world I'd want to go to and, er, have a wank in them or something. Sort of a large scale Monopoly pub crawl with less drinking and more wanking. Either that or go nuts and form a mannequin army.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:11, Reply)

evening chumps!
So, is this a way of telling us the world is going to end?

Bats are awesome, like little flying hamsters with superpowers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:18, Reply)

But if the world did end how could I be the only one left?
I'd die from asphyxiation immediately.

God you're thick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Rory, ban this flid, there's a love.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:21, Reply)

He's gonna get banned HARD

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Good. Because I for one
can't stand that CUNT
( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Alright you pendantic cunt
'the is a catastophe that obliterates humanity, but leaves the planet habitable'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Thank you. Was that so difficult?
Your 'Enlish' is shite.

I'd go my mate's house because he's got shitloads of MDs. I would take the MDs. Then I'd break into Mr Patel's and help myself to jazz mags.

Then I would LOL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:39, Reply)