I live in a three bedroomed house with a large 6 car drive way and reasonable sized garden
I have a nice big kitchen, massive living room and good sized dining room with a 12 seater dining table.

I pay a massive amount of mortgage every month and it is slowly putting us in to shitloads of debt. I know this sounds like a shit excuse but we were doing fine until the cuntservatives came in and fucked us over on childcare and tax credits. We are £400 a month worse off than before. I know to some people here that's an evening out but to us its 2 months food shopping.
( Peej, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:34, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

"God help those who get poor or sick under a Tory goverment"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Fucking hell PJ
why should people like me and Swipey, who work really hard for our livings, be paying MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF TAX to subsidise you and your family when you never did anything for me?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I tell you what though
if you send one of your kids round to do my cleaning, I'll pay them 3 shiny pounds.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I have a chimney that needs sweeping
(not a euphemism)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

And if they give you 2 shiny pounds back
you'll let them leave
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)