Currently it's excellent, thank you.
I love having Lusty living with me - the only downside is that her fucking job means I'm barely seeing her. This is massively gay.

I'm rather tired today because I was up making STICKLEBRICK CASTLES at about six. I am feeling pleased with myself because I've not been opening my post because it's fucking scary but I tackled it last night.

Go me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:37, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Did you win the Readers Digest prize draw?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

There have been several people enquiring about buying flats JUST LIKE MINE recently.
To think I might have missed out on this incredible news.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I get leaflets for Sweat and Stretch gym every fucking day
I'm going to throw a molotov cocktail through their fucking window
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

My particular hate
is for those fraudlent 'charity' clothes collections - that are in fact private businesses who sell the clothes on. Fucking dodgy eastern European cunts.

If I could be bothered I would leave them out a bag each week - with a shit-caked pair of pants in it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)

yeah, I get a lot of those too.
I've been giving all my old fat-person clothes to my dad. He's the most hiply dressed 65 year old around.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)

See the thing with them is.
If they didn't pretend they were a charity I wouldn't have a problem with them. It's like a recycling service you don't have to pay council tax for.
It's that they pretend to be a charity that fucks me off.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Given that you have to pay council tax anyway
you'd just as well leave it out for the binmen.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Well that's a waste of clothes isn't it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I mean the recycling binmen.

( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:53, Reply)

That's amazing, people also want to buy
or let my flat for me! WHILST I'M STILL IN IT!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)

While clearing out my old place
I had unopened bills from the 90s. Gas, electric, phone, water... Fortunately the phone and water were paid by direct debit, but I always left the other two until I got a red one.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I hate opening post, this started when I owed lots of money.
I got a friend to open three years of nasty letters for me last year. She didn't tell me what they said, just gave me the details to fill in for the cheques.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)

What about her normal job though?
lolololololol.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)

*stern face*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Careful, the wind might change and you'll look like that forever. It'll be a shame for that to happen twice to one person.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Hahah fuck off Ace of Cakes man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Haha, more like this fella....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xu4Uwianyw
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I fucking love that guy!

( Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Adam Richman is such an awesome fella.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I did a little lol at this.
I did not do a lol at 'I bet it smelt like an industrial fishing ship dumping it's throw-aways into a public swimming pool.'

Gonz knows this and know's that if he carries on I won't run away to Brighton with him.
( wanderlust, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Will you still run away to brighton to avoid that old guy that keeps following you around?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I bet it's as luxorious as a mug of hot chocolate containing 5 marshmillows and an entire bar of galaxy ripple so you get a spoon of melted chocolate at the end.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:03, Reply)

^ world backpedalling champion shows us how it's done

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:08, Reply)

It's impressive to see a man capable of pedalling backwards
almost as fast as he can do forwards.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:09, Reply)

He should be on BMX Beat with Gary Crowley.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I don't remember that one.
Which means it was probably on ITV, you horrible prole.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

My pal Craig Campbell won it.
He got the trophy from Gaz Top.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Haha, dude, stop cockblocking me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

You don't need any help Mr Trawler Captain.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)