Morning all
I've been away on holiday but now I'm back. Did I miss much? Did you miss me, or are you thinking who the fuck is that?
Anyway, to answer the question: I live in a house with a wife and a son, but this weekend they are going away so I am going to enjoy the advantages of living alone. That is I shall be smoking more marijuana than my wife would approve of and masturbating a lot.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:06, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Wotch Tango.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Eh up Monto
Anything noteworthy here, or is it business as usual?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:14, Reply)

The fun police have now banned puns.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)

not at all
it's just constant, mindfucking, totally unfunny ones. That you kept crowbarring into other threads, ruining them for everyone else. Like a kind of attentionseeking bastard lovechild of Mortal Wombat and Baldmonkey. Except that Baldmonkey is occasionally very funny.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

You got 'occasionally' and 'very' the wrong way round, here.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

When he actually takes his meds
and stays on the right side of manic, he's a very funny chap. I promise.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

HA!

( Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Everyone's bent.
That's basically it - business as usual.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

There seems to be a bit of a flounce epidemic going on
and people are whining it's shit on here, other than that, not a lot.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

who's flounced, now?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Noel
Did it on Facebook. Didn't even give us a chance to take the piss, the terrible gay.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:31, Reply)

what the fuck for?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

He didn't like the negativity shown to puns.
His last words were defending me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

He's deleted his profile now so I can't check if they were exactly his last words
but I like to think they were.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I find this so unlikely as to be statistically meaningless.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

It's in one of the late threads of that day.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

If you think I'm going to check
I'm afraid you, sir, have mistaken me for someone that gives a shit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

A good scientist should always try to disprove their assumptions.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I had a look and couldn't find it.

( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

You've mistaken him for a good scientist

( Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Indeed.
I'm an exceptionally good scientist.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:54, Reply)

People didn't like the food puns
and he didn't like the song thread.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

A real flounce?
Or is he secretly watching us, biding his time?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Noels and Bobby

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

were either of those down to your fucking attempted puns?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

The opposite, the fact that people got so grumpy about it and prefer to fling shit about instead.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

dunno about bobby though, he hates me so possibly.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

bobby flounced?
I take back anything I said about your puns being shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Did Bobby punch Al before he left?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

No :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

can you link to his flounce?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1338746
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:44, Reply)

How shit.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:44, Reply)

He probably heard the microwave ping so he was in a hurry.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

He tried
but he couldn't reach over his belly.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Shame.
A bit of b3ta sumo would have been quite funny.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)