Me the misses and the babba share a one bed flat on a quiet road
in South West London, 2 minutes away is the high street with a butchers, bakers, fromagerie, deli and independent wine merchant. a little further is the park with the large duck pond and excellent pub and in the other direction is the majestic river Thames.

/croissant
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:09, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

/bedroom
What are you going to do when Apey Jr gets older?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Well this is the flip side, the average house price in my postcode is...wait for it...
£1.2m

Now there are some very big houses, which push this up, but even a 2 bed terraced 'cottage' is half a million. So looks like we might move to the countryside earlier than planned.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Accidently drop him down the stairs.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:12, Reply)

SW London is bent.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:11, Reply)

He's Plumstead

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Now we're talking.
I'm Woolwich.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Ape regularly pays to hang out with local 'villain' Dave Courtney

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Step forward everyone who has a son.
Where are you going Courtney?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:16, Reply)

POTD - thats' genius.
Actual LOL here
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:23, Reply)

His house is a serious contender for the funniest thing I've ever seen.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I'd pay good money to hang out with Dave at Camelot
As advertised on his ace website www.davecourtney.com/
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:31, Reply)

SE London is more bent and is always being stabbed in the eye

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Yeah, it's manly well fucking hard eye.
Mustard trouser, tweed jacket, Hacket shirt wearing fag.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Actually my shirt is from Jack Wills so :p

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:15, Reply)

No candlestick makers?
Lame, dude.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:15, Reply)

There is a jewelers that probably sells them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:17, Reply)