I'm thrilled at the fact that Bruce Willis is making a fifth Die Hard film
The last one was really brilliant.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:05, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I think you broke my computer with that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I like the way he hit a helicopter with a car.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I like the way he shot himself through the shoulder to kill the bad guy at the end
and instead of suffering significant burns, massive soft tissue damage, the complete destruction of his shoulder joint, blood loss, shock and death, he just looked about pissed off and tired.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:09, Reply)

It was a documentary, then?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I liked the way the fighter jet pilot was so shit at his job
not only couldn't he destroy an unarmed and unarmoured HGV, he managed to blow up a highway junction and crash his multimillion dollar plane.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Fighter Jet Pilots are thicko spastics.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:12, Reply)

And polar explorers. And bigamists. And doctors.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)

That was fucking COOL.
I cheered almost as much as when Legolas slayed the Oiliphant in LOTR.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:10, Reply)