What are you doing this weekend?
I'm off in a minute for familolz which will take up most of the weekend - and I intend to get pissed up with Lusty on Sunday.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:51, 45 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Ducking and diving. Trying to keep my nose clean and my pockets full.

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:53, Reply)

The polar opposite of most of my weekends, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I shall be seeing Aber tomorrow evening. Shall I give her your best wishes?

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Yes please.
And tell her if I don't get my black pudding soon I'm going to burn her house down.

Then say 'lol'.

Thanks
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Haha! will do.

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Can you talk to her baby bump in a condescending fashion please.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Already planned.
I shall also stroke her tummy without asking first, although I suspect she might like that.
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Also make sure that when you ask her anything
you actually ask Mark on her behalf. Pregnant wimmin love that stuff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Ideally in a stupid baby voice. That's always good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:08, Reply)

This weekend I will mainly be swanning about in my new car
...and doing my housework.

Fucking high octane lifestyle right here folks.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I'm going to pub on the way home a 50's night tonight where I will get drunk and make a fool of myself no doubt.
Then I'm going to london tomorrow morning to meet a friend for lunch then going down to fucking greenwich then having to get the last train home and then sunday not much then the WHOLE OF NEXT WEEK OFF
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Oh and the night is fucking "Mad Men" themed
which means I have to wear a fucking suit in this weather. Stupid fucking theme nights.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Turn up in your normal clothes, off your lid on pills
and claim you're dyslexic and thought the theme was MDMA.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I'll be boozed up beyond all sanity.
Which is a problem because there will be many people there I should be nice to.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:07, Reply)

50s night sounds good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Oh reading your addendum I take that back.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)

It's usually very good actually, no one takes it too seriously and chicks in 50's dress look great.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Damn right they do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I'd link you to the album for the last one but you're not cool enough for facebook.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I bet you remember that from your youth RITE!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Teaching The Boy to ride a bike in the park
Also watching Dr. Who. Nice family time, nothing exciting.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!
It's a right of passage for father and son.
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)

it will be if he does it
But he's not getting his stabilisers back what ever happens.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:01, Reply)

The words 'father', 'son' and 'passage' should not be in the same sentence.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:01, Reply)

makes you long for experiences never to be recaptured?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Going to see a mate's band tonight.
It's the first of two farewell gigs lined up over the weekend for him as their singer left, but has returned for a last hurrah. I'm looking forward to it. As for the rest of the weekend, no fucking idea.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Leaving drinks for a guy at work tonight.
Out in Uxbridge with five or six IT guys. Hm.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Bloody hell. Lock your daughters up.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I know, it's going to be wild.
IT nights out actually used to be pretty fun a few years ago. Loads of people have left, though.

The social scene's gone a bit /OT recently.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:04, Reply)

They'll just press Ctrl+Alt+Delete to unlock.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Now that was really rather good.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Sadly, I agree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:06, Reply)

WITTY

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:07, Reply)

sincerely hoping that I feel better and get a decent nights sleep tonight
this whole episode has been thoroughly tiresome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I'm thrilled at the fact that Bruce Willis is making a fifth Die Hard film
The last one was really brilliant.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I think you broke my computer with that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I like the way he hit a helicopter with a car.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I like the way he shot himself through the shoulder to kill the bad guy at the end
and instead of suffering significant burns, massive soft tissue damage, the complete destruction of his shoulder joint, blood loss, shock and death, he just looked about pissed off and tired.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:09, Reply)

It was a documentary, then?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I liked the way the fighter jet pilot was so shit at his job
not only couldn't he destroy an unarmed and unarmoured HGV, he managed to blow up a highway junction and crash his multimillion dollar plane.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Fighter Jet Pilots are thicko spastics.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:12, Reply)

And polar explorers. And bigamists. And doctors.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)

That was fucking COOL.
I cheered almost as much as when Legolas slayed the Oiliphant in LOTR.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Seeyalater gaylords

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:13, Reply)

cunt

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:14, Reply)