Pig eggs, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:42, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

my friend Kate calls eggs "chicken ovulations" or "chicken periods".
Makes me gag everytime.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I suppose she's right.
Mega interesting fact, nappies can be obtained for dogs that are blobbing.

Edit, www.dog-nappy.co.uk/
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

The better alternative is spaying.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Why would watching your dog without it knowing stop it blobbing on you?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

....clearly that means something different over there.
here it means to have your pet "treated" so they can't blob or get pregnant.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Yes
I know.

I was making a joke on the fact that "spaying" looks a lot like "spying".

But where one means removing your dogs ability to reproduce through surgery, the other means to observe someone in a clandestine fashion.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I do love a bit of clandestine fashion...

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I heard your fashion was so clandestine you got arrested for offending public morality.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I fucking WISH.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:57, Reply)

This looks pretty immoral to me.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:05, Reply)

well it's supposed to look like that.
clearly.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I like the way Noel has lain directly underneath the camera lens
so that the perspective effect makes his cock look massive.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I have no reply to this.
speechless.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Yes.
But not in a good way.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)