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What the fuck is going on around here?I'm hearing rumours of flouncing, who's left and why?
I expect a full report by the time I get off work tomorrow.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 2:50,
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I don't know but I'm in a lot of pain today and it's not very nice at all =(((((((((I woke up at 4 in pain in my back and took my painkillers and tried to sleep some more and I eventually woke up at 7 still in pain and OH WOE IS ME, this is a terrible thing, the only thing that seem to help is ibopuriphame cream on my back.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 7:35,
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What you need is Solpadol/Kapake/cocodamolThey make everything light and floaty
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Not even close Mat, not even slightly close.I've taken 10m Methadone,50mg Sevradol (morphine solphate/phosphate/donno) x2 (one at 4ish and one at 7ish), 2x Solphadeen Max Fizzy (paraceitmol makes opiets work harder), 2x 'V' energy drink (carbinated cafine also else opiats).
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 7:55,
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Methadone!? O.oYou've taken all those MASSIVE DRUGZ and you're still in pain? Then there's only one thing for it, you'll have to kill yourself
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Yah', it's amazing stuff really, it's a really low dose, smack addicts take like 120-150mg.As a painkiller it works amazingly.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:18,
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Oh, I seeI was wondering how methadone was supposed to help. Sounded like you used to partake of the heroeen
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I would have thought that the regulars would be beyond flouncingSo if anyone has then they can't have been very important
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Bobby said he would be back to me.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:33,
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RIGHT! THAT'S IT! I'M OFF!Fuck you Monty! You've ruined my day saying that! *flounces*
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Woh', seriously?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:38,
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Noel was tipped over the edge by an entire thread calling Chompy a rapist(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:39,
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Link?Maybe he knows or has been someone who's been falsely accused of rape and how such horrific accusations can utterly distroy someone, and how as much as it's hard to prove the act, it's just as hard to prove innocence without some sort of mud sticking to the walls.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:43,
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the thread was the one with people suggesting songs appropriate for people on here.Noel's flounce was on facebook though apparently.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:49,
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Speaking of 'woh seriously'I read on the weekend that Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall has become vegetarian.
Wot a cunt eh readers?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:45,
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What!?If this is true then I think we need to go check for holes in the time space continueum and ice in hell
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Agreed.He was a no-chinned twat to start off with, but now he's turned veggie, he's completely lost to humanity now.
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His daddid publicity for The Who in the 1970s.
^FACT OF THE DAY
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:52,
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I'm partly supprised by all his campaigns about fresh fish and meat such as rabbit and squiral.But on the other hand, he does do a lot of stuff with veg and growing and all that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:49,
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but he really likes eating meatso I hear
haivng just done a google search for "hugh fearnley-whittingstall vegetarian" I notice that there are articles every couple of years saying he is becoming veggie. Therefore I choose not to believe that he is.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:50,
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He's practically a canibalWhat with that placenta pate he once made
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He's not - he has a book to promotewww.rivercottage.net/users/HughFW/blog/this-is-a-vegetable-cookbook/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:54,
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He looks totally different with a haircut.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:02,
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He's also got much slimmerInteresting book though, I might pick it up.
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RIGHT THAT'S FUCKING IT - I AM OFF.YEAH BYE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:33,
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Oh thank goodness, don't forget to pack your bags and please leave the misses by the front door with the keys.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:44,
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I saw Freefair in here at the weekendPerhaps he feels safer now that those horrible internet bullies Noel and Bobby have gone.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:40,
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FreeFair popped in?That's when you know the place is going downhill. Still, at least with school starting up again now he'll be too busy to come in here.
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Somebody has been on my work computer and moved my desk icons around.I suspect my dad has done it just to remind me who's boss.
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girlinthehole, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:54,
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Hit him with a snooker ball inside a sockJust to remind him who the daddy is.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:56,
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My dad has a snooker table.I'll do that the next time I visit him.
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girlinthehole, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:01,
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Go to the desktop, print screen, set it as wallpaper, highlight all the icons and drag them off the edge of the screen, make the start-bar autohide and move it to the top of the screen.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:00,
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Make an anonymous call to the police saying that he's a paedo.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:00,
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Hahaha!He won't even go to the local swimming pool alone in case someone thinks he's a dirty old man.
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girlinthehole, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:02,
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I read a book about a lady in [some middle east country] who got rapped and preggers, and because of this, her brother and father threw petrol all over her and set her on fire.And then the village elders protected the family. I donno how someone can do that to someone else, I don't get it, I really don't.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:04,
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Those rappers, eh? I don't know, I really don't.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:04,
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You can guarantee that she won't do it again though...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:07,
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But if she doesmay be they will stick to just dropping some sick rhymes about how she done them wrong.
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Saw one of his legs off just below the knee.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:01,
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This week I vow to get on here more oftenToo much work makes sportscow an unhappy bovine
This will probably result in everyone else fucking off so my work here is done already
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:14,
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I'm finding it harder to do anything on the internet these days.I don't have the patience to sit around pressing F5 like a rat at a feeder bar.
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I should write a macro that would do all this for me.But as ever, I can't be fucking bothered.
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Surely you would have to click a button to run said macro?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:31,
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Only once during the day.And it would alert me to any new posts through some sort of comparative algorithm, say by using screenshots.
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Most flounces on here are temporary.We all know they'll be back. They can't stay away from the HI-larious television foods pun threads.
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The only trick it does for me is allowing me to forget the eveningand replace all memories with a massive headache and craving for pork produce
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:29,
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Most people come on here for a break from work/uni/wankingI don't get what all the issues are about.
1. Logon
2. Insult/explain current eating habits/weekend
3. Logoff
4. Profit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:27,
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There's wanking and screaming prayers missing from that list somewhere.
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I thought I'd leave out the obvious parts(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:30,
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I was at a bit of a loss to understand it. You leave because of the insults?
One or both had their own piss taking meme for months without a flounce.
Kids today, eh?
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I NO RITEI thought the idea of logging on here was FOR the insults
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:31,
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Everyone has their own shitastic memewhether or not they like it, and usually for a good reason.
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Yours is that you're a knob and everyone hate your guts.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:41,
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Talking to your kitchen appliances now?You've finally gone completely insane. Not that anyone will be able to tell the difference.
Plus, you're a paedo.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:44,
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This week I am vowing to be here less and do some workI'm sure this will please many of you geratly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:33,
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It suits you.You fucking idiot.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:42,
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You are doing really wellas we would expect from the descendant of thieves and whores.
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At least I know who I'm descended from.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:45,
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I'm vowing to eat more bacon, and other nomtastic pig parts.
2 bacon and egg butties so far.
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my friend Kate calls eggs "chicken ovulations" or "chicken periods".Makes me gag everytime.
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I suppose she's right.Mega interesting fact, nappies can be obtained for dogs that are blobbing.
Edit, www.dog-nappy.co.uk/
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Why would watching your dog without it knowing stop it blobbing on you?(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)
....clearly that means something different over there.here it means to have your pet "treated" so they can't blob or get pregnant.
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YesI know.
I was making a joke on the fact that "spaying" looks a lot like "spying".
But where one means removing your dogs ability to reproduce through surgery, the other means to observe someone in a clandestine fashion.
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I heard your fashion was so clandestine you got arrested for offending public morality.(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)
I like the way Noel has lain directly underneath the camera lensso that the perspective effect makes his cock look massive.
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Morning KrizzleI just added 3x80L plastic tubs from Amazon as I want to box up all my books for storage. Amazon then informed me that people who bought those also bought 15x50L cardboard storage boxes for £7 less.
I suspect this is actually Amazon's "People smarter than you bought this instead" so I have updated my shopping basket accordingly.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:44,
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^ MORE INTERESTING POSTS LIKE THIS PLEASE PEOPLE(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:45,
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I@M GOING TO THE POST OFFICE LATER TO SEND A BOX TO AUSTRALIA!!!!PLEASE LIKE ME!!!!
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I bought some goods online onceTrue fact.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:50,
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LAST WEEK I ORDERED SOME PICTURE FRAMES OFF THE INTERNET TO PUT MY PICTURES IN SO I CAN PUT MY PICTURES ON MY OFFICE WALL!!!!!!!!Please love me.
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I'm pretty sure Poppet's bot dog will have gone mouldy before it reaches her, Al.Maybe just gaz her a picture instead?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:54,
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Mouldy ones are better.Everyone* knows that.
* Where "Everybody" means "Kroney"
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Damn.I do so like getting things in the mail. it's always a bit exciting.
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Your new meme is that you're a paedo.I'm going to set up a Facebook account so that I can slander and harrass you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:59,
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I don't like this meme at all. mostly because it's FUCKING SHIT. As you would say.
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Also it's the complete opposite of the truthshe is in fact the victim of a dangerous internet peado.
One who has now flounced off after his dangerous peado-ing was discovered.
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God I hate that flouncing NONCE.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:05,
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I swear to god, if they don't reply with some TimTams in the post, you might as well nuke the fucking country into giant block of glass.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:07,
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I'm going out there next Feb/MarchI'm gonna eat a lot of Tim Tams while I'm there.
But you can get them in Tesco these days.
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I've just got a box in the postI was expecting it and everything
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:58,
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It was a brown box in case anyone was wondering(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:58,
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It was selloptaped up in an amateur manner with brown four inch masking tape(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:59,
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More breaking news on the hour(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:00,
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I bought a frog cast iron griddle panI now have two frog cast iron griddle pans
Raymond will be ever so jealous
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:02,
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If he hasn't been bullied to death, the massive cock-end.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:04,
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He still pops into talk, apparently all the estate kids round where he lives think he's a cravat wearing gay cawk and would happily 'do him in'Who'd have thought that eh
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:09,
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Actually, this is quite handy, could you link me please.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:06,
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these:www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B001OBSC0E/ref=oss_product
I also ordered some of this:
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B000R411OI/ref=oss_product
which might interest you. I saw a recipe that used it and decided no kitchen should be without it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:11,
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I had more stuff to saybut unlike you shiftless idlers I do some work from time to time.
*FLOUNCES*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:06,
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No, seriously, can you link me, I'm moving house soon and need boxes.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:07,
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