Sometimes, even though someone is boring you to tears, the fact that you like them means you don;t want to upset them
If it was a really good mate, they wouldn't mind me going "Yeah alright I've run out of stuff to say now." or "Yeah you're repeating yourself now. T'rah." But an acquaintance, well I can think of one girl and I know the soft mare would cry or top herself if you did that to her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:22, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Play the diarrhoea card.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I've got IBS as well so they'd totally believe that...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:33, Reply)

You can be 'poo pals' with Gonz



and Kroney
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)

And my mum.
And other prolific shitters.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Poor old Ian Duncan Smith gets the blame once again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I think I may entitle my autobiography
'Irritable Vowel Syndrome'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)

*click*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:38, Reply)