It makes you think you're a giant.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:36, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Also, if you're swipey
you can delude yourself that it's somehow "healthier" for you to eat two of them because Beyonce said it was good and you read it on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)

you need to get your wife to teach you how to read
please find the bit in my original post where i said i was doing it. i think you'll find i asked if any of you lot had done it.

still, don't let something like what i actually typed get in the way of a cheap dig, eh, al?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:54, Reply)

"so i was going to do the master-cleanse, ie just lemon juice, for the next 5 days. but have just got halfway through the instructions and seen the following horror: WARNING. DO NOT BE FOOLED. DO NOT FART. YOU WILL SOIL YOURSELF. what kind of inhuman madness is this? i will not be partaking."

So you were going to do it, but only when you noticed you might shit yourself did you think it might be unwise. The general concept of taking laxatives didn't put you off.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Oh by the way, that sound? Yeah, that's the sound of me pointing out where you said you were going to do it.
That's alright, you can apologise to me later.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:04, Reply)

i could point out that i clearly say here that i had no intention of doing it once i looked into it and saw what was involved
but really.... shush now, al. everyone here is bored of our arguing. and this isn't even a GOOD argument. it's just you being tedious and picking on something minor simply because i said it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:09, Reply)

it's more like you refusing to admit that Al is right I'm afraid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:11, Reply)

*says nothing, but grins beatifically*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:13, Reply)

think whatever makes you happy
i can't be arsed to justify something so fucking insignificant!

it is mildly amusing that al is so keen to show off his pseudo scientific knowledge and how he has to know best about everything that he counselled against it rather than take the more comedic route. god knows if i thought there was any prospect of making him shit himself, i'd have done anything in my power to facilitate it, by encouraging him, offering to treat him to the ingredients, finding research that recommended it just before a half-marathon...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:17, Reply)

if it doesn't affect you
then why do you even bother replying to what he says?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Shush now Vipros, shush now.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:22, Reply)

just thought i'd point out
that he missed the opportunity to convince me to shit myself in a public library. i am pretty sure this is something he would have enjoyed taking credit for.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I meant in general

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)

oh
boredom, i guess. it's a break from advising on remedies for breach of covenant or chasing tenants for unpaid rent or urgent court injunctions etc etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Zzzzz

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:35, Reply)

yes
even al sniping and my sniping at al counts as light relief.

although i DID make £500k for my charidee client to spend on holidays for sick kiddies last week. that felt good.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I hate kids
particularly sick ones
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:43, Reply)