It's been almost a month
lost nothing despite the 600 a day. I'm really hoping to see some change in a month though- when I next go back to the doctor. Though no scales give me the same reading
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:32, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You should use one set of scales only
and only weight yourself once a week or something.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:33, Reply)

at the same time of day as well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I don't weigh in generally
and not just because my dad doesn't possess any such thing as scales, whereas if I was in Ireland I'd have a choice of three haha
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Weigh yourself in the morning
As the sunlight will make your body fat able to capture and absorb neutrinos. Although these have negligible weight, billions pass through your body every second, and so if you think about how many might be captured over the course of a day, well, you're probably looking at gaining an extra 40kg just through exposure to natural light...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:36, Reply)

This almost sounds like it could be true
you should sell this information to Swipe. She will seal herself in a darkened room to avoid the effect of neutrino weight gain.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Tell her that is why Beyonce is Black.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:38, Reply)

this is so tedious that it makes me want to start a new thread about politics
just to get you to change the record.

oh i know. i have a friend who made the WORST romantic decision at the weekend. i will post her dilemma and you lot can give your advice. let's see who could make her kill herself the most quickly. you'll be good at that; your wife can't be long for this world, after all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Whilst I'm not in the habit of baiting 'swipe
I would be tempted to write into one of the more disreputable glossy weeklies with such advice and see how quickly the "neutrino diet" catches on.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:47, Reply)