It was about b3tans wasn't it?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:15, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

She posted earlier
Something about looking for Bobbys weiner under his sweaty rolls of flab and then sucking him off on the pier.
I'm not sure I want to turn up anymore.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:21, Reply)

I could fill in the blanks, if you'd like...

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:24, Reply)

You have to Rory
I don't know if I can stand that alone
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:24, Reply)

I'm wondering if the time is ripe for another piece of b3ta fan fiction.
Although on second thoughts, no.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Yeah, I'd really appreciate it if you didn't.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Don't worry, I won't.
I'll save it for a rainy day when we have a couple of annoying newbies about.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Just give me a bit of warning so I can change my name and that

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Don't worry, you won't be in it.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:39, Reply)

There's a link on talk of someone sucking a dolphin off, I imagine it'd be a similar scene
:((
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)

I couldn't possibly comment.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Oh dear
that definitely means yes. I reckon I can guess who as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:30, Reply)

oh dear.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:32, Reply)

YOU@RE IN LOVE WITH PISTON

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)

SSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Don't tell everyone!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Is it true about Swipe and Piston?
It can't be. It just can't.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Why not?

( Kroney, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Swipe has extremely good taste in men.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Piston is the ultimate man.

( Kroney, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:31, Reply)

There's a word missing from that sentence.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Yes, and it is "ladies'"

( Kroney, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)

It is in fact not a word, but an errant five letters.
Subhu
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Not "child" then?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:09, Reply)

I want to see more standup of his.
Just to see how low he can go.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:31, Reply)

AWwwwwww Yeeeeaaaahh', Score one for the gonz, total dreamboat.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)