i was considering how long
i could keep up my bad russian accent before they had the guts to question it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 23:01, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Address them as "Komrads"
And offer them a Star of Lenin (Third class) for the best first assignment. That could work.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 23:04, Reply)

I aporve of this.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 23:04, Reply)

I'm glad you arpove
My old lady was a teacher and won over at least one class in September by walking into the room and saying "Right, fools. This is 'O' level biology. You're in a catholic school. If you don't think Darwin was right get out now."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 23:10, Reply)

I approve of this also
Teachers should be allowed to insult their pupils more.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 23:14, Reply)

She retired in 1997
You probably can't do that now.

You might struggle to find teachers with sufficient wit to do that now - it's a dying art.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 23:22, Reply)

We'll be fine, we have Wikipedia now.
There is a reason I didn't go into teaching as I originally planned. My doubts about being allowed to teach stuff was one of the major factors.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 23:28, Reply)