Awwwwww all of t3h cocks are gone
how am I going to get fired now?
( Peej, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:15, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Get your cock out
and run around the office shouting the lord's prayer?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Sorry, I'm not religious
and I always have my cock out
( Peej, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Use your imagination, man.
Waggle it in your boss' face while reciting excerpts from The God Delusion
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I'm sure you'll think of something

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)

....and the skyyy is greyyyyy (and the sky is grey)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I went for a waaaaaaaaank...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Ever heard Baby Huey and the Babysitters' instrumental version of that?
It's fucking brilliant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Of course he hasn't. Nobody apart from the 12 people who happened to be in a small, unremarkable Jazz club
in Islington on a wet, November Tuesday in 1982 heard it. Of which you were one. At the age of 9. This is because you are Monty and have the ultimate hipster music snobbery.

Not that I saw you post this because etc etc
( Kroney, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I likes this.
First smile of a wet day goes to Kroney.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I haven't, but I'll look it up...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

n l

Reverse strikethrough!
( Peej, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)