I managed to lose my Leeds festival ticket once, somewhere in the house
On return from the V festival I had one evening in the house to sort going and I scoured the fucking place from top to bottom. Gone. Vanished. Never to be seen again. Cunt

I had to buy one on the door - expensive week.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:50, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I had to replace 8 'lost' Motorhead tickets at £30 once.
I still have them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)

ouch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:54, Reply)

An ex 'tidied them away' aka 'stuffed them into a random cupboard and then denied all knowledge'.
Found them about a year after the gig.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Mrs Cow is the daddy at doing this
I've taken to taking the piss out of her when she tries to find things, saying helpful things like "have you looked in the fridge" when she can't find either pair of glasses - again.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:00, Reply)

You've probably already got it
but I have an mp3 of the full acoustic version of Ace of Spades as played on the Kronenbourg advert if you're interested.
( Kroney, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I don't and would like that a lot, thanks.


Errr, I mean, errr, sorry: you're on ignore because I hate you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Me me me me me me!!
Please!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Calm down 'Desperate Dan'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I'll put it on my phone and send it to yours at the ba$h

( Kroney, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Excellent. Ta.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:07, Reply)

*cowpies*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I also please.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)

No you fucking don't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:07, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Are you ba$hing?

( Kroney, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:09, Reply)

'No, I'm just pleased to see you'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Grim

( Kroney, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I lost tickets to the League 2 Play-Off Final In Cardiff
The year Southend beat Lincoln.

I ended up having to take a day off work, get down to the Southend Ticket office the last day they were on sale and buy two more. I ended up having to sit in shitty seats near the back instead of my original ones behind the goal.

In the pub after the game, I found my original tickets in the zip up pocket inside my bag that I never use and must have put them to stay safe.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Could you not have sat in your original seats
given that either nobody else would be doing so or if someone had nicked them, they would be.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I can't say I ever memorise my block, row and seat number when I get a ticket for anything.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Me neither - I'm such an idiot like that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:29, Reply)

That was your first mistake

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:33, Reply)

"...instead of my original ones behind the goal."
In this instance it would appear that Scarpe had.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Not wishing to nit pick...
but just because he knew they were 'behind the goal' didn't necessarily mean that he had the block, row, and seat number memorised.

I'm assuming that he was referring to the Millenium Stadium, which is a bloody big venue.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Yup, right on all counts.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:52, Reply)

This does not happen often.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I wouldn't have known exactly which ones they were even if I had thought of that.
Which I didn't. As I'm stupid.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:52, Reply)