This morning I got a message from a friends daughter
saying that she was coming over to the UK from Australia next year, so I asked her when she was coming, how long for etc. turns out when she actually arrives in London I will actually be in Australia myself.

How ironic is that on a scale of one to ten thousand kilospoonsknives?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:28, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You are crap at noncing!

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)

She's nineteen
Or she will be by the time she arrives. I've known her since she was about 12 or 13.

There will be no noncing. The wife wouldn't allow it.

She only lets older women fondle my face.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:32, Reply)

*reminices*
Give her my number. I'm used to dealing with frisky nineteen year old Australians.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:32, Reply)

That sounded wrong

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I know but let's face it, I have form.

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Nineteen?
The best of all the teens.

Mmmmmmm.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:33, Reply)

1) How old is she?
2) Does she fuck?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Not ironic at all
She's timed it deliberately to 'accidentally' avoid you.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:30, Reply)

She'll be here for at least a year.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:31, Reply)

It will give her time to hide before you return from Australia.

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:32, Reply)

That's one extreme game of hide and seek right there

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Who'd have thought - she was in my cellar all along!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Unless either of you specifically chose the flight
to ensure you met, probably not that ironic.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:06, Reply)