I have dived on an oxygen poor air mix.
It makes you feel really ill for hours.

PS There will be no fingering of arse cracks at the October bash.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:31, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Pfft! you'd be so lucky.

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:33, Reply)

But I've booked an arsecrack fingerer at great expense.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:33, Reply)

How much is CQ charging you?

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)

He wants a look at my mighty penis.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I could do with a laugh.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Don't read any of your posts on here, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I rarely laugh at myself
unless I've just tripped over something, or fallen off my bike being a tit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)

You are in good company.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Yes, there are usually other people laughing at me at these times.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Once the queue to do this subsides, obv.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I'm getting paid?
awesome
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I will reimburse you.
Do you take arse fingering?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:37, Reply)

First genuine LOL of the day

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Sorry mate, but I have made promises in this regard
I'm sure you understand.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I've walked in places with poor O2 content
like in Bolivia, at 5000m; it gave me a headache and made me want to vomit.

I hope there's not fingering, as I won't be drunk and don't want to remember it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:35, Reply)

You're coming???
Fantastic : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Unless I'm feeling too bad
that's the plan, yes, but might be early and only for a bit.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Woooooo!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Ok hon!
I'm learning to crochet but I think your child may be starting school before I get proficient enough to crochet an awesome baby blanket.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I saw the "blanket" you made the other day
good start though! I tried with crochet and I'm useless, so I'll stick with cross stitching.

Maybe you can crochet the school uniforms.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:42, Reply)

DO IT!!
And bring some of that bacallao. Or whatever it was. And that Morcilla.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I got some black pudding for Monty
as a present. I don't know if he'll want me to bring it to the bash, though. It could be dangerous.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:43, Reply)

BRING IT PLEASE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Ok, ok
but if it ends up being used for fingering I can't be hold responsible.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Try smoking at 3500m
that's lots of fun. Not while you're pregnant, obviously.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I hate smoking normally
so I don't think I'd like it at any high. But I bet it made you sick.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Try smoking cocaine at that altitude.
I'll bet that's fucking ACE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I'm totally trying this.
You got any "sources" in Zermatt?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)

nah. It's just harder. especially when it's minus 30 degrees.
then again I've raced mountain bikes at over 3500m as well so maybe my lungs are altitude-proof.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Seem better than mine
I could barely walk.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:47, Reply)