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OK let's talk about CARS.Not really.
I found out some fascinating stuff about C11th Chinese siege warfare last night. I was especially interested in their early (the earliest recorded in the world, in fact) forays into the world of chemical warfare.
They made ceramic bombs which contained powdered human shit, and ground up beetles which caused skin blistering. Anyone caught in the blast radius would have skin lesions which then became infected with poo-dust. How fucking cool is that?
Tell me something else cool.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:12,
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I don't own a car, nor do I have a driving licence! How cool is that?!A. Not very.
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Peej, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:14,
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I refuse to spend that much on winebecause I'm only going to spill the third bottle.
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Peej, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:16,
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learn to drink properly then(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:18,
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I can drink fineI just kick it over when I'm pissed. I am lucky to have solid wood floors
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Peej, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:20,
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You have to layer it. First bottle of red is the dearestreducing in value the more you drink. If you move onto white. Same, same.
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I like white.good white, anyway.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:18,
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Burgundy? Majestic have got 20% off Spanish wine at the mo and do a good line in Albarinho.
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I like a bit of AlbarinhoI picked up a lovely Italian white the other day. Greco, Fiano and Falanghina aged in oak. Tidy.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:24,
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There are treatments for that these days, you know(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:31,
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As do Ibut I cannot get excited about it like I can a top-end red.
My old boy is obsessed with Alsace wines, which I just cannot get a bone-on about, and I really have tried.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:24,
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Quite so.This was my father's technique when he ran the Winchester College Win
They had a huge budget and would buy one white and one red at £500 each, one of each at a couple of hundred and then loads of cheap(er) ones. Happy days for the boy sneaking in at 1am loaded on LSD, minesweeping in the dining room before retiring.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:22,
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I like the idea of a Wince SocietyI could sit in the corner and cringe.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:25,
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*sucks in breath sharply**hunches shoulders*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:29,
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I bet they winced at £500 each.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:25,
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Small change to these poshos, I suspect.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:31,
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NZ, SA, French or Californian?and where from?
A++++++++ post would read again.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:17,
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*something about Bill Withers*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:22,
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Hmm. My local Waitrose sell thatI'll have to see how much they do it for.
Interesting Majestic fact, wine-pickers. Alex Salmond and his cronies have forced through the "no cheap buy two bottles for a tenner" on booze in Scotland. The only way they could do it legally was to ban all multi-buy deals, therefore Majestic in Scotland now have to sell wine by the single bottle for the same price rather than by the mixed case. But for the mixed case price. Minor score.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:22,
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no, but, right, I live there.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:25,
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I live in Edinburgh.It is a fucking brilliant place to live.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:27,
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except for Alex Salmond, of course.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:28,
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He is a fat. smug, racist cunt.And he's a Hearts supporter to boot.
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Hey! Mighters isn't that bad.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:31,
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My brother-in-law is a buyer for themand has a personal stash of wine worth around 50k or something.
FACT ENDS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:25,
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rampage across Asia pillaging and looting?I imagine he's more likely to hoard it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:31,
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I can't abide the hording. Lay it down, yes. Keep it for 10 years, fack orf.
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Now you're just deliberately misspelling it to annoy me(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:41,
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Then you woke up,stuck to the duvet AGAIN.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:16,
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Liberals are apparently more intelligent than Conservatives.Who would have thought?
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Yeah, there is that.Although we have empirical evidence already, when you look at FreeFair.
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As a smug liberal I can confirm this.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:27,
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I'm waiting for Kroney to pop up and have a go about you posting the same boring shitin every thread but... *looks around* nowhere to be seen... now put them away eh love.
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I was making a point, which you seem to have missed completely retard.(
girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:33,
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You're sportscow? I thought you were Bobby...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:44,
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No, I'm Spartacus(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:55,
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icebergs.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:19,
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Early chemical warfare is fascinating.Rabid dogs and plague victims were fired into towns under seige too. And whores with the clap were infiltrated in. The coolest one though was Greek Fire.
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The foreigners are still doing it todayimporting their divisive religion and lice riddled whores.
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For a fiver extra, they turn a hosepipe and brush on them.Well worth it.
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Greek Fire is indeed excellent.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:26,
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http://www.amazon.com/Greek-Poison-Arrows-Scorpion-Bombs/dp/158567348XAbsolutely fascinating book.
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Better linkwww.amazon.co.uk/Greek-Poison-Arrows-Scorpion-Bombs/dp/158567348X
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:50,
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Don't buy it Monty, I've got a spare copy you can have gratis.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:05,
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Go on, gizza a copy, don't be tight(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:07,
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Fuck you, you should have asked earlier.Amazon balls up, sent me 2 copies, only softback mind.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:14,
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If you had a pool of water large enough to put Saturn in toit would float.
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Peej, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:24,
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I remember learning this as a child, and just thinking it was 'a bit cool'Now, when you consider it, it's a fucking mad fact.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:29,
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According to a personality test I just took I am 70% "indie"Making me too cool to talk to anyone one here except Monty.
The "Trait snapshot" was pretty accurate:
open, tough, irritable, worrying, does not like to be alone, craves attention, low self control, emotionally sensitive, interacting, sad, very social, aggressive, prefer organized to unpredictable, dependent, social chameleon, suspicious, values the heart over the mind, likes large parties, outgoing, likes to make fun, likes to fit in, mildly phobic, vain, makes friends easily, enjoys leadership, clingy, rash.
All except the biog parties bit, although I suppose they could be fun if I liked enough people to make up a big party.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:26,
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Does it mention that you are an EPIC CHUTNOID?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:29,
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once more in English please?Or are you calling me gay, in which case: meh.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:32,
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That makes you sound like a mentalworrying, does not like to be alone, craves attention, low self control, emotionally sensitive, sad, aggressive, dependent, social chameleon, suspicious, mildly phobic, vain, clingy, rash.
Like some kind of cross between an obsessive stalker and a sociopath.
EDIT: Please don't track me down and kill/bum me.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:34,
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it does, doesn't it?And it's mostly true, and yet I'm not, honest. *checks LIT's FB profile for an address*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:40,
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You're one charismatic religious leader awayfrom blowing yourself up at the Last Night of the Proms.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:24,
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I'd say about the Sun disappearing again, but that just provokes arguments.So, erm, I went to the same school as the Archbishop that married Charles and Diana.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:30,
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Fuck that shit, I went to the same 6th form as Terry ChristianWORD
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:33,
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No, Culture Club.AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:03,
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I'm just posting to acknowledge my favourite reply of the day so far.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:16,
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I'm in the dark about this response(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:17,
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He is confusing OMG with OMD for humorous effect.Another band from the 1980s, like Culture Club.
With hilarious consequences*
*Boy George becomes skaghead, finds Jesus, gets fat.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:25,
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the phrase 'in the dark'leads me to believe that your explanation is redundant.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:26,
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DurrI'm a bit slow after lunch.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:29,
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He's quite amusing in his own way(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:47,
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Jack Dee and Colin Firth both went to my school.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:42,
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This explains a lotYou grew up with O'Connell (cunt)
School with Firth (boring cunt)
School with Dee (miserable cunt)
I think a pattern is emerging
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:13,
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I went to 6th Form College with Alan Cox, who is now a big cheese in the Linux communitythis is totally unsurprising as he was an enormous hippy who ran D&D sessions when I knew him.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:37,
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This is also unsurprising as you've gone on to post about purchasing boxes from amazon on a comedy forum site(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:41,
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This response is unsurprising as you're a cunt(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:47,
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This is unsurprisingas it is well known that you love Cox.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:54,
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Well why don't you.... oh(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:17,
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he's been a bit of a tit lately.Banging on about England (or was it London, no matter, same thing) not being English any more. It's a shame, I used to like him. David Starkey also.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:50,
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I've never liked Starkey.Admired him, yes - but he's a creepy little weirdo with a reputation for being an aggressively predatory homosexual. This has nearly cost him his career a couple of times already, so the 'massive racist' bit is merely the icing on a rather unpleasant cake.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:53,
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he is clever and annoys people.I generrally value these traits in combination. It wasn't very clever racism, which is why it annoyed me.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:01,
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I believe his point is that London is chock full of efniks, which it isOn foot of which London got the Olympics due to it's perceived multi-culturalism.
OMGHE@SAFUCKINGRACIST!!!!!1111!!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:04,
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Surely his point wasthat London is full of ethnic minorities AND HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT.
Not just that it is?
Mind you, he also hates Weston-Super-Mare for being too 'old fashioned British', so I think he just hates everything.
And..um...something about booze...
(I assume you were still talking about Cleese, given the Olympics reference, and not Starkey, as his point was entirely different)
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:13,
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this being the bit that made him a racist.That and assuming he could tell you nationality by looking at you, silly man.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:18,
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I'm liking the pics from the moon showing the Apollo missions, tracks, the rovers, etc.I don't think this classes as cool though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:08,
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TrueShame the pics weren't better resolution though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:10,
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It depends reallyDon't they go on about spy satellites being able to read the print on a newspaper and all that bollocks. You would think it would be possible to put this technology into a non-spy satellite
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:16,
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Something about the moon being 250,000 miles awayand a spy satellite only about 50miles high in orbit round the earth.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:18,
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The satellite that took the pics is at 25km orbit round the moon sir(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:20,
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No excuse then.It should be able to spot me flicking the Vs as it passes. Nosey cunt.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:22,
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You are Roger Waters AICMFP(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:24,
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14813043
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:20,
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There are more on The Sun's website, amazingly enough(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:25,
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It does seem silly that no-one has gone back since the sixties.It's hardly been there done that so won't bother.
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girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:29,
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It does cost a bit to get thereIsn't it something like £1m per kilo or something?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:32,
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I dont want to visit BartlebyHe stuck two fingers up at us
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:36,
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You'd all be very welcome in my lunar home.Especially lady astronauts, as there is no need to wear bras.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:44,
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Also on links.www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LRO/multimedia/lroimages/apollosites.html
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girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:34,
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If you have more than 23 people in a room there's a better than even chance two of them will share a birthday.
In fact, in a group of seven people, it is more likely than not that two of them will have a birthday within a week of each other.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:22,
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If you have more than 23 people in a room you have a 68% chance of an awesome party.(
girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:31,
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I wonder why I don't vomit when drunk any more(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:37,
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Might be something to do with your awesome lack of gag reflex.(
girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:38,
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hahaOr maybe I'll never drink to the extent I did at university ever again
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:39,
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Probably the latter.I only really get that drunk once a year.
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girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:39,
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Well on October 1stThere will be a bunch of people in a room, two of them WILL share a birthday and there WILL be an 'awesome' party.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:35,
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And someone will get their arsecrack fingered(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:36,
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With a knife?No wait... that doesn't work.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:54,
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I hope it's SYFTS fingering Monty while he sniffs Amyl Nitratefor shits and giggles, you understand.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:47,
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I won't be vomiting though.I have a train to catch the next day.
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girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:37,
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I shall be staying over in someone's home so I don't really want to keep them up all night with me throwing up.Hotel rooms are another matter.
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girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:41,
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I remember being told this in a stats lecture onceWe still didn't believe it after he'd shown us his working.
I'll save you the bother
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Quite cool (if you like that sort of thing)Thanks to /links I am currently listening to Steve Reich's latest work.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:34,
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Monty likes his 3rd album the best(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:34,
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My pal Nick manages the Chemical Brothersand wrote their contribution for the booklet for the Homelands party. Most people had a paragraph about how they really enjoyed playing there etc - not Nick.
He forgot until the last minute and then just sent in 'we love you Home-lands'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:52,
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Get us a date with Ed. I quite fancy him.Edit - actually it's the other one.
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girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:55,
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Is he the one that Lily Allen said was shit in bed?Or is that the other one?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:56,
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That'll be him.He got her pregnant.
Plus he's shit at everything else so it fits. Tom does EVERYTHING.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:57,
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Are you fucking joking?He's terrible.
He used to ring my flat at all hours of the night trying to speak to me flatmate whom he fancied. The fucking twat.
I nicknamed him 'Simple Simmons'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:56,
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Phew.Tom Rowlands is a fucking lovely, lovely bloke and genuinely talented. His brother's a nutcase but also lovely. City boy, he is. Probably knows Stunned.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:58,
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*Googles*Dear god woman you really do have atrocious taste in men. Although I should have known this from the whole Seth Rogan debacle.
I bet you fancy Wayne Rooney
Edit: slightly better, but still...
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:58,
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*is in 'agreement with Monty' shocker*(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:04,
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*is massively unsurprised that Monty has a chum who wrote some drivel for some obscure band**is aware the Chemical Brothers are not obscure, but probably thinks they are shit*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:55,
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I think they're shitIf that is any help
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:56,
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Song of the Siren (when they were the Dust Brothers) is a great tune.I quite liked the original version of Chemical Beats too.
That's it though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:58,
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I quite liked Block Rockin' Beatsif this is what it was called and if it was by them.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:03,
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Schoolly D sampleand also a loop from a cassette of DJ Riz that my pal Mat lent Tom.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:08,
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Tell Mat not to lend him any more cassettes, will you?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:15,
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Thanks, much appreciated.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:32,
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I compiled most of this album:www.discogs.com/Various-Shoot-Tha-Pump/release/347856
I'm not listed as a compiler on it - but 80% of the tracks on it are records in my collection, which my pal Mat copied off me and got on the album.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:13,
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It's a DJ mix, mixed by the Crooklyn Clan who had a UK No.1 single along with Fatman Scoop.DJ Riz looks like Chevy Chase and Sizzahands prefers house to hip hop.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:15,
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So Mat's involvement was borrowing your recordsand lending them to Rice and Scissors?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:18,
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He was my DJ partner.SKULDUGGERIE!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:19,
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The mix was done in New Yorkfrom a list they were sent. A list containing tunes that (at that point) only I had. The DJ Rags tune was licensed as a single over here and that was one of the MONTY EXCLUSIVES.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:21,
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With five availible at £3 each and your cut of 3% as complierthat could have been your debt crisis solved!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:15,
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The records you compiled are selling for hundreds, right?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:18,
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No, but my jar of belly button fluff should make a pretty packetor jacket depending on how it's knitted
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:20,
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Cashewsare actually peanuts that have been soaked in water had a weight tied to each end and then been hung over a pencil to bend them.
This is why they are more expensive than peanuts even though they are bland and slightly soggy.
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Peej, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:15,
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The 'cash' part of cashew refers to their inflated price-tag.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:18,
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And the 'ew' bit to the fact that they are actually dried out Jew balls(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:19,
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Is anyone starting a new threador not? Is it worth for me to reply this one?
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OK thanks.How's the preggo business these days?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:26,
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I'm tiredand got my results from the last test and the midwife is worried with my anemia, which is getting worse quicly...
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It's not an iron problemMy iron is ok. It's the thalassemia making my hemoglobine much lower than it should be. At the moment all I can do is to eat as much protein as possible and hope for the best.
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And spinach wouldn't help your iron levels much either.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:34,
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Actually an effective prevention for pre-eclampsiaBut will my pregnant wife listen?
No.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:35,
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Is it, really?That'd make Mark happy, although it'll probably make me sick these days (as everything else)
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You owe it to your unborn child to do thisand Mark owes me a pint
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:41,
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Or twoPity I don't believe you, but I'll let him know that you tried.
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Will you believe the boffins though?en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-eclampsia#Induction_of_paternal_tolerance
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:49,
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I'm too worried to open that link in the officeluckyly I have no pre-eclampsia symptoms.
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It's wikipedia and quite SFWDon't wait for the symptoms. Call Mark now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:53,
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it's wikipedianot spunklovers monthly.
*checks*
Yes, it's really wikipedia.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:56,
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*checks spunklovers monthly*Hmmm...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:57,
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MOAR RED WINE!!That's what you need. Don't worry about the baby. It's almost fully developed and any problems the alcohol will cause should probably be surface deformities.
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girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:28,
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I think you're rightand you seem to know more than my GP, who wanted to prescribe me a medicine that is contraindicated for pregnant women... ay...
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Not long to go now petal and then you can return to your hedonistic lifestyle : )(
girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:32,
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I prescribe oatmeal stout rather than red wine(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:34,
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Yeah....I don't like stout. In fact, it seems I don't like any beer now. Weird.
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Bobby Promised to start a good oneHi Aber.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:23,
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I hope it's a good oneI haven't got much time to waste.
How are you, man?
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I'm GoodSome would say fantastic, some would say bent, I'll settle for good.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:26,
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Alright Elton, that's enough.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:30,
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I learnt a cool fact todayThe minimum oxygen levels to cause problems have been reviewed. No more it's 18% O2 that becames dangerous, it's 19.5%; normal O2 levels on air are 21%, so you don't need much depletion to start feeling sick. Think about that next time you get stuck on the underground.
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*now gets more worried about travelling on the underground than before*(
girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:30,
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My claustrophobia doesn't help me with itI try to avoid it as much as possible. Going down and down makes me feel so bad.
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I'm not as bad as I should be.As long as it's not over crowded I seem to be ok.
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girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:33,
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I don't get too badbut it does make me nervous, specially if I start thinking of scape routes in case of emergency.
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How do you feel if you see a man with a beard and a rucksack muttering to himself?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:37,
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You don't get any significant depletion of oxygen on the undergroundit's hardly a sealed room.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:41,
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If you get stuckon the tunnel, with a lot of passengers on the carriage with you, at rush hour, I bet you get O2 depletion.
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I really, honestly doubt itthe train isn't sealed and the tunnels aren't sealed and humans don't use that much oxygen
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:48,
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But so many humansin such a little space... no, it can't be good, and you don't need that much depletion.
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You'd last more than an hour in a sealed coffin before oxygen depletion caused you any significant problemYou'd have died of dehyrdation in a stuck tube train before you ran out of oxygen, even full of people. Remember you've got to use up the oxygen in the train, the whole length of the tunnel and every station on the line even ignoring all the vents to the surface. Gases diffuse from regions of high to regions of low concentration and they do so reasonably quickly. Certainly faster than load of passengers can use it up.
Jesus, sometimes I even bore myself. Sorry.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:58,
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Right, I knowstill, it makes me unconfortable. Now I need to carry a bottle of water with me at all times.
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I have dived on an oxygen poor air mix. It makes you feel really ill for hours.
PS There will be no fingering of arse cracks at the October bash.
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But I've booked an arsecrack fingerer at great expense.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:33,
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He wants a look at my mighty penis.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:37,
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Don't read any of your posts on here, then.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:39,
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I rarely laugh at myselfunless I've just tripped over something, or fallen off my bike being a tit.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:41,
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Yes, there are usually other people laughing at me at these times.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:44,
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Once the queue to do this subsides, obv.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:38,
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Sorry mate, but I have made promises in this regardI'm sure you understand.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:34,
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I've walked in places with poor O2 contentlike in Bolivia, at 5000m; it gave me a headache and made me want to vomit.
I hope there's not fingering, as I won't be drunk and don't want to remember it.
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Unless I'm feeling too badthat's the plan, yes, but might be early and only for a bit.
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Ok hon!I'm learning to crochet but I think your child may be starting school before I get proficient enough to crochet an awesome baby blanket.
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girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:38,
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I saw the "blanket" you made the other daygood start though! I tried with crochet and I'm useless, so I'll stick with cross stitching.
Maybe you can crochet the school uniforms.
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DO IT!!And bring some of that bacallao. Or whatever it was. And that Morcilla.
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I got some black pudding for Montyas a present. I don't know if he'll want me to bring it to the bash, though. It could be dangerous.
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Ok, okbut if it ends up being used for fingering I can't be hold responsible.
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Try smoking at 3500mthat's lots of fun. Not while you're pregnant, obviously.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:42,
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I hate smoking normallyso I don't think I'd like it at any high. But I bet it made you sick.
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Try smoking cocaine at that altitude.I'll bet that's fucking ACE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:46,
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I'm totally trying this.You got any "sources" in Zermatt?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:46,
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nah. It's just harder. especially when it's minus 30 degrees.then again I've raced mountain bikes at over 3500m as well so maybe my lungs are altitude-proof.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:46,
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