..... clearly you're going to the wrong weddings.
It costed me all of $50 to go to my Sister's wedding.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:46, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

oh! I want to go to a wedding, now
I must cajole my brother to marry his woman.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Defs!
I just love weddings. I think they're great.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Not really
time constraints and where I live mean i need to fly to most weddings. Aiports are rarely near wedding venues. So flight/hire care/hotel/presents and it adds up rather.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)

then the solution is clear
have less friends
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)

the last two weddings I went to
cost me in the region of £150 each. When you consider the cost of travel, and a hotel, then booze.. I'm not even counting the cost of new dresses, shoes etc in with that, either.
(berk, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I love how you justify new dresses and shoes into it, like you'd be turning up naked otherwise.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Well you can't wear the same dress to different weddings.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Why not?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:12, Reply)