No, it doesn't.
And now I've been fired too.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:32, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

What about if you selotape one of those plastic disposable Dulux cock rings they sale in boots?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

They sell what in Boots now?
Blimey. That's a change from when I used to buy Chuppa Chupps Whistling Lollies in there.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Yeah', in the family planning section, they do all sorts of stuff like wanking lubes and cockrings and condoms and pregnancy tests.
You don't want to go to your local one, but the one in the next town over. Just to make things clear to the casheer you should anounce "I DECLARE THAT I SHALL BE SEXUAL ACTIVE TONIGHT, AND SO HAVE BOUGHT THIS MASTURBATION PARAPHINALIA IN ORDER TO INCIST MY EFFORTS BETTER".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I tried, I really did, but I can't work it out.
to what your efforts better?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Ohhhh....
insist and paraphernalia
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)

"assist" seems more likely
possibly crossed with "incite"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Does it come with the dog?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)