Jesus SHit!!
HOLY CRAP!

HUZZAH it's finally Friday. This wank of a week is almost finally over.

How the devil are you load of bumders?

Alt: what is the best deal for a Kinect at the moment? I have the Xbox, I just *need* the Kinect and a couple of games for the weekend.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 7:51, 139 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Kinect is wack.
But if you need one, then get Child of Eden.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 8:26, Reply)

I'm still drunk
This is not a good thing, as I've got a busy day ahead of me.

Alt: No idea, I'd guess eBay
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 8:45, Reply)

I'm OK thanks.
Alt: I recognise the words in this question, but not its meaning. SOZ.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Ugh, Soz.
I despise that word.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 8:50, Reply)

It's nearly as bent as 'LOL'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 8:51, Reply)

I think it's worse
But that's due to people I went to school with, tbh.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Actually speaking the 'word' "LOL" should be punishable by death
as should the following phrase...' I was up all night finishing my essay, to be honest it was all a bit LASTMINUTE.COM'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I'm confused
DOT COM

Adults don't do essays, perhaps you should cut down on the noncing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:16, Reply)

They should GOCOMPARE.COM themselves to a dog egg

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:20, Reply)

it's not you it's me
I just need MYSPACE.COM at the moment.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)

You're NOTALWAYSRIGHT.COM you know

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)

But then my weekends will be a desolate wasteland of internet and findus crispy pancakes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I'm okay thanks
I'd guess ebay is your best bet.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Someone at work just put on facebook "To all the people who lost their lives on that terrible day. Ten years ago today xxx"
Then her friend pointed out "It's on Sunday hun. 11th September... "
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Mwa Ha Ha Ha!
Well, that's the highlight of my day sorted. I may as well go back to bed now.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Oh dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:04, Reply)

That's the trouble with calling it 9/11.
I hate when people call the London bombings 7/7. It's such a wanky BREAKING NEWS format. What's wrong with London Bombings, or 7th of July?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:07, Reply)

In this case I am not sure that's the problem, given that today is 9/9.
I think it's just stupidity. If she'd said it in November...


In fact, in November, I think every Brit should post that same message.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:08, Reply)

People get very confused.
My cousin is simply pissed off because her birthday IS November 9th.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Reminds me of my old boss
who's first reactionw as 'God, this is so awful, why did it have to happen on my daughter's birthday?'.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:15, Reply)

9/11 i.e. 9th of November
is the anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall.
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I couldn't agree more.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:09, Reply)

'explody bus day'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Kaboom.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I heard that from my office.
Made a bomb joke. Felt awful for days. Which is an achievement for me
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I hope you are proud of yourself
I do wonder how many civilians have been killed on the other side of 'the war on terror' and how it balances with western lives lost
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:16, Reply)

It's something absurd like hundreds of thousands
but they're only brown people, it takes a whole load of them to equal one middle class white western man. Only slightly less for a woman.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I heard a similar joke the other day that made me LOL
What do sharks and humans have in common?

All the great ones are white.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)

/montylols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Ha, so did I.
Something crap about 'Oh, sounds like the French are blowing up London in revenge for losing the olympics'.

I felt like a right shit.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:16, Reply)

sounded like a load of scrap corrugated iron being dropped into a skip
*shudders*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Sorry, I wasn't very clear.
I meant 'so did I' make a joke, not actually hear it. I was listening to the radio about the explosion at Moorgate before they knew what it was.

Although I did hear the IRA Liverpool Street Bomb in about 1996, so I know what you mean about how they sound.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Ah, I was working at UCL at the time
My office was just off Tavistock Square.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I know it well
My cheating death story is I worked in Tavistock House, next to the BMA, exactly where the bus blew up a mere THREE YEARS earlier...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I cheated death that day by getting off the tube about 2 or 3 stops before it blew up
I think. I've never really wanted to consider it too much.

But then you cheat death every time you don't walk in front of a bus, so it's a bit meaningless
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I was at 6th form when it happened
Was quite odd walking into the common room, turning the radio on, and having everyone sat round it, listening to details.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Did you go to school in the 1950's?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)

It was 2005, numbnuts.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Aw bless!
God I feel old. When I was huddled round the radio in the sixth form common room listening to a major breaking news story it was Thatcher resigning.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Oof

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I can only assume huddling around 'the wireless' for breaking news
is how Northerns get their infomation, that and carrier pigeon of course
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Northerners and Essex.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:26, Reply)

David?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)

You know the second, failed attempts to blow up a bus?
That was a 26, and it was on my road. I frequently get on that bus, sometimes twice a day.

I'VE CHEATED DEATH.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Shame.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Do you not know that mere mortal weapons cannot kill "The Boyce"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Innit blud.
I iz immortal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:26, Reply)

There can be only one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)

While she's saying that, is she also throwing baseless accusations at David Calvert?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I am very excellent
I got a text at 10 last night that my brother didn't need a lift this morning, so I didn't have to leave 90 minutes early this morning.

So today is so far no different to yesterday yet feels much better.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:09, Reply)

This is only my second day in the office this week, so hasn't been that bad really
the best deal is where you don't buy one and go out and play in the woods with the nice man from the bus stop instead.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Oh, that's a coincidence
I have a Kinect and no XBox. how much are you going to offer?

I'm on a conference call. ENTERTAIN ME.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Try to fit the word 'Wibble' into it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:14, Reply)

rub the headset on your balls
then say 'the ball's in your court'! LOL!!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Belm to all the other colleagues in the room
First one to giggle loses. We play this one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I'm in my office
I'd be trying to make myself laugh. That's your job
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:26, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)

that worked, you utter shit.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)

The horse with the hat on always wins

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:30, Reply)

It's going to be a long long day.
It's only 9.15am and I've already nearly finished my work for the day.
( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Wank like you've never wanked before.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Not really in the mood.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Rape yourself then.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)

"I loved it, me slag"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:24, Reply)

haha.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I'll do that.
Fetch me a rubber band, three planks of 2 by 4 and a Canadian Mounties Hat.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)

You know how when you get a ruler and put it to the edge of the table and twang it, so it goes Boyoyoyoyoyoyooyoyng.
I wonder, if you put your clit or the head your penis against the boyoyoyoyoyoing ruler, if it would feel nice.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Try it and report back
Then investigate whether a broom handle rubbed in chilli is nice to put up your arse
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:30, Reply)

No, it doesn't.
And now I've been fired too.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

What about if you selotape one of those plastic disposable Dulux cock rings they sale in boots?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

They sell what in Boots now?
Blimey. That's a change from when I used to buy Chuppa Chupps Whistling Lollies in there.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Yeah', in the family planning section, they do all sorts of stuff like wanking lubes and cockrings and condoms and pregnancy tests.
You don't want to go to your local one, but the one in the next town over. Just to make things clear to the casheer you should anounce "I DECLARE THAT I SHALL BE SEXUAL ACTIVE TONIGHT, AND SO HAVE BOUGHT THIS MASTURBATION PARAPHINALIA IN ORDER TO INCIST MY EFFORTS BETTER".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I tried, I really did, but I can't work it out.
to what your efforts better?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Ohhhh....
insist and paraphernalia
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)

"assist" seems more likely
possibly crossed with "incite"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Does it come with the dog?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Could you not negotiat e a shorter working week, or flexy time?
Also, morning blousie, i am in a good mood today. i also haven't have a drink since Sunday, this must be the longest dry patch i've had in years
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I was out last night. Ugh.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:19, Reply)

As I ma now almost 'old', plus the fact I haven't had an uninteruppted nights sleep
for 8 weeks mean it hits me pretty hard the day after
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I can imagine
How are you and yours?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)

30 in Feb and the wee one is almost 9 weeks
she has started grinning like a loon, giggling and singing. I appreciate that this is of little intrest to anyone but :p
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)

That's great, is the little un doing well then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:26, Reply)

She is very well, over 8 pounds now and growing out of her clothes alarmingly quickly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)

£8?
Get her on eBay forthwith
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Bloody hell, was she born incredibly tiny?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:33, Reply)

5llbs on the nose, then lost a little weight
she could sit in my hand, the little might
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:37, Reply)

It seems two mins ago since Liam was born and he is 2 in a fortnight

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Is it your daughter who has just started school?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Yeah, yesterday

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

How's she finding it so far?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

She likes it but it is "a bit scary Daddy"
(awaits paedo joke)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Ahh, good good.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Poofter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)

You wish you Bertie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I don't think that would work for this place.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I have a DIY question for you.
I need to clamp about 4 or 5 pieces of T&G flooring together so they glue properly but I don't have any long clamps and the only person I know with long clamps is in france with his clamps until end of October and then probably won't bring his clamps back with him.

So is there some sort of old carpenters trick to securing the boards close together while the glue dries?

I'm looking for a serious example of the Mighty Badger being the fount of all knowledge here.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:25, Reply)

1. Go to Millets
2. Find a shop assistant
3. Have the merits of the 'Peter Storm' and 'Sprayway' waterproof trousers explained to you
4. Make a purchase based upon the information supplied
5.??????
6. Profit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I was going to offer to pay for your dinner
but now I'm not.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Shit.
I knew being a cunt would cost me dear one day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Sit on them, the extremes of heat and pressure will fuse the planks together
i hope this helps
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I'd use compression straps
with the flooring pieces weighed down to stop them flipping. Since you ask
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Now that is a really good idea, I have several of them and a few bags of gravel to weight the boards.
Thank you very much.

As you were now people.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)

no worries

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I'm pretty good, ta!
I've got a bit of a cold but I shall NEVER SURRENDER.

Also, went for some drinks with an old friend last night. Made the decision to get separate cabs home. I got home fine, but he ran out of money and was left stranded three miles from home SUCKA
( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:30, Reply)

was left stranded three miles from home had to nosh off the overweight racist taxi driver to pay his way.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I think he just walked, to be fair.

( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

never let the truth get in the way of a good story

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I'll never make a tabloid journalist :'(

( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Keep at it old boy, push a little further and you'll easily be a big enough cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)

It's AIDS.
Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

And here I was just thinking he'd not brought enough money.

( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)

What is up with this straw on my carton of breakfast "Tropical Juice"?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:31, Reply)

It is for a five year old

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

That's who he stole it off
noncing is thirsty work
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:35, Reply)

You get those on some of the wakkier cartons these days.
Rather like the muzzle of a Sten gun.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I very nearly had an accident on my new shirt.
I'm wearing a new shirt by the way, THANKS FOR NOTICING MONTY.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I'm not sure peach coloured silk is a good idea, if I'm honest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:35, Reply)

But the blouson sleeves are just delightful

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:36, Reply)

+for hiding bingo wings

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:37, Reply)

He looks like a rotund John Inman

( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I'm Free (for gaybike lols)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Hahaha
He totally is!
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I'm no longer free for you
For you, I'm very, very expensive.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Whatevs homes
Are you all buff and thin now you've been doing a lot of running?
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I'm buffer
and my trousers fit better.

I wouldn't say I was thin though.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I've seen them before, there was a non yop yoghurt based drink that I used to drink that had them.
I think the idea is that rather than it hitting the back of your throat, like an errect penis, it spreads around your mouth better. I wonder if this means I should drill holes in my willy, I would need to put some sort of plastic tube down my uritha so that it only bursts out like that when I'm spunking rather than pissing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:37, Reply)

O_O

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

It definitely does mean you should drill holes in your willy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Post this on Gumtree and see if you get any offers of assistance

( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

1. Go to B&Q
2. Find a shop assistant
3. Have the merits of the 'Peter Storm' and 'Sprayway' waterproof trousers explained to you
4. Make a purchase based upon the information supplied
5.??????
6. Profit.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I've definitely missed a meme here
This is good though, there's hope for me yet. I may still be able to leave b3ta forever and reintegrate myself as a normal member of society.

Huh huh, I said member.
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Let it splurge all over like that for both processes
and I can see a bright future for you in Dutch porn, Gonz. Just something to think about, there.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I know a lot of people have a problem with weeing sex, but I think I'd quite like it.
I donno how to approach a potential partner about going about it, I guess it wouldn't be good to supprise them, like if they're watching Eastenders you pull it out and urinate over their face. I'd give it the try the once, to see if I like it, but if it's in my house, it has to be in a room with elaminate flooring or the bath. If it's at her place, then I don't feel it's my place to enforce rules, but I'd still suggest not to do it in a place that has carpet. Or maybe that's part of the thrill of it, being naughty by pissing in a room with absorbant material such as carpets? I think I'd like to try wee before vomit and feaces, because I don't want to jump into the deep end without learning how to swim.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Don't worry about it Gonz, most people are happy to please their partners.
Just be sure to cackle maniacally whilst you do it.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Oh that reminds me, I phoned the girl I fancy yesterday, with my phone, the voice bit, where you talk, rather than text.
She didn't pick up, she wasn't in probably or something, or maybe asleep. But I still did it !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Good work!
Did you leave a message?
( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Nah', that's one step to far.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Defeat snatched from the jaws of victory :(

( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I'll call her tonight !
I'll put some barry white on in the background so she gets the message.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)