I've seen them before, there was a non yop yoghurt based drink that I used to drink that had them.
I think the idea is that rather than it hitting the back of your throat, like an errect penis, it spreads around your mouth better. I wonder if this means I should drill holes in my willy, I would need to put some sort of plastic tube down my uritha so that it only bursts out like that when I'm spunking rather than pissing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:37, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

O_O

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

It definitely does mean you should drill holes in your willy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Post this on Gumtree and see if you get any offers of assistance

( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

1. Go to B&Q
2. Find a shop assistant
3. Have the merits of the 'Peter Storm' and 'Sprayway' waterproof trousers explained to you
4. Make a purchase based upon the information supplied
5.??????
6. Profit.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I've definitely missed a meme here
This is good though, there's hope for me yet. I may still be able to leave b3ta forever and reintegrate myself as a normal member of society.

Huh huh, I said member.
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Let it splurge all over like that for both processes
and I can see a bright future for you in Dutch porn, Gonz. Just something to think about, there.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I know a lot of people have a problem with weeing sex, but I think I'd quite like it.
I donno how to approach a potential partner about going about it, I guess it wouldn't be good to supprise them, like if they're watching Eastenders you pull it out and urinate over their face. I'd give it the try the once, to see if I like it, but if it's in my house, it has to be in a room with elaminate flooring or the bath. If it's at her place, then I don't feel it's my place to enforce rules, but I'd still suggest not to do it in a place that has carpet. Or maybe that's part of the thrill of it, being naughty by pissing in a room with absorbant material such as carpets? I think I'd like to try wee before vomit and feaces, because I don't want to jump into the deep end without learning how to swim.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Don't worry about it Gonz, most people are happy to please their partners.
Just be sure to cackle maniacally whilst you do it.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Oh that reminds me, I phoned the girl I fancy yesterday, with my phone, the voice bit, where you talk, rather than text.
She didn't pick up, she wasn't in probably or something, or maybe asleep. But I still did it !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Good work!
Did you leave a message?
( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Nah', that's one step to far.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Defeat snatched from the jaws of victory :(

( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I'll call her tonight !
I'll put some barry white on in the background so she gets the message.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)