when my ex split my lip and it all swelled up
he told me that it was cheaper than collagen and i was always wanting fuller lips.

charming fellow, he was.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:08, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What a gent.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

You should have held on to that one.

( wanderlust, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

i know, he was a real keeper. he blacked my eye too, that was seriously fucking painful
i wish someone had told me then that it takes a lot longer to build your self-esteem back up than it does to find a new bf!

anyway, ancient history now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Black and white minstral bastard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:16, Reply)

indeed, he was just a tiny bit of a GIGANTIC CUNTHORSE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I like horses

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:18, Reply)