OH GOD WHY HASN'T SHE REPLIED TO MY TEXT !?!?!?! IT'S BEEN 10 MINUTES NOW !!!! OH GOD SHE MUST HATE ME !!!!
So, I saw an awesome flat today, really awesome. I like it a hell of a lot.

Generic Afternoon Thread: What are YOU up too this evening?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:02, 22 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

still packing gonz, it's fucking horrendous. What's the latest with flat and Doris then? I have ordered a 3ds too.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Oh man, that reminds me, I wanna get that Starfox game, I'm gonna nip out in a bit and get it.
I'm looking around at flats, todays one sounds like a winner though, it's way below budget, only downside is that it's a bit of a treck to southgate station, but there is a bus. It'll do me good. It's near some parks, got a bit of nice outdoors space, 2 good single rooms, 1 good double room, fucking lovely kitchen, nice livingroom that can double up as a dinning room. Bathroom is alright, storidge is alright, there is an attick there that could turn into a 4th room in the future. Might turn one of the rooms into a good sized office and second shitter. Carpets and flooring is amazing, doesn't *need* any work to it at all, I like the current decoration, even if the wallpaper is an amature job (bubbles and coming off at bits).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:16, Reply)

gonna take it?
and the flat?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Not going to get my hopes up too high, but hopefully !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:10, Reply)

Just pondering a maths problem...
Shaniquah, Edward, Enrique, Ching-Wow, Lakshmi, and Alison are going to a cinema. For how long was the writer of this text book thinking of different names to fit each race in order to be politically correct?
(888777555, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:14, Reply)

Only 12% of earths population can solve this in under 30 seconds:
Say the opposite of these words: 1. always 2. coming 3. from 4. take 5. me 6. down
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:19, Reply)

I got Rickrolled!

(888777555, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:21, Reply)

Yes you did, Yes You Did, Yes You DID ! WHO'S A RICKROLLED BOY? YOU'RE A RICKROLL'D BOY !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:11, Reply)

alright Gonz, hows it going? is this a new shop girl? i feel so out of the loop :(
Tonight I'm making dinner, lasagne with ground beef and sausage, maybe some pepperoni too. Ricotta and six italian cheeses. Then a nice salad. People may be coming over. But then again maybe not, either way I don't care.
I had two interviews for a servers position today, but the last one didn't go so well, he was a little patronizing because I have another part time job and there isn't a set schedule, so he was all how can I hire you if I don't know when I can work you har har but other than that it went okay. Sigh.
( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:27, Reply)

I've had a week off, sumarise this girl for me Gonz?

(PsychoChomp, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Chompy how receptive are you to the idea of doing me a little favour?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:43, Reply)

What do you need?

(PsychoChomp, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:45, Reply)

It is a little strange so I will gaz you, not pervy or anything.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Very pretty, spoke to her for a couple of hours last night, single mum, student, really cool to speak too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Playing squash in ridiculous beach shorts
Then seeing if the french girl over the hall fancies heading down to the SU to watch the fresher's week midnight movie.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Oh, totally have the wrong end of the stick, never mind.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:39, Reply)

elaborate

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Nah', never mind, was a silly idea and shouldn't have been in my head in the first place.
I'm gonna go back to looking into getting a dog or something instead.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Aw man, anyway look at his little face
www.b3tards.com/u/ee0d0a7dc532064da1b6/icantstoplaughing.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:58, Reply)

So apparently it's Saturday, not Friday.
Also, I have come to the conclusion that London is not the absolute shithole I always thought it to be.

We spent the day doing all the fun tourist things, dropped nearly a ton for the privilege, and I'm now on a train back to yokel country, absolutely fucking shattered. AND we have to hit Tesco when we get back to Weston because the girls want champagne.

By the way, I'm happy about your good news, or bummed about your bad luck. Please adjust as appropriate.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Sep 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Glad you had a good time b3th

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Im looking at a random pic of my step dad shaking hands with some bloke outside a shop called HOT STUFF
and it looks like you.
( Peej, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 22:25, Reply)