I can't really remember anything that strange being said to me.
A pissed up glaswegian wanted half of my fag the other week, I offered him a whole one and he said no he just wanted my half. I didn't want to share with him and he called me a cunt.
What's up with that?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:50, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*Something about wanting to get his hands on your butt*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Does Chompy only have one cheek?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Yes, but it's broken.
It's got a big crack in it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:57, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:57, Reply)

And a big hole too.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:58, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Glaswegians being tight?
Mrs Cow talks in her sleep sometimes

This is excellent as she is obviously menkle.

She woke up and accused me of drawing on the ceiling in pencil a while ago then got really pissed off when I laughed at her
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:53, Reply)