I think this says a lot.
Are you still coming to the hardnuts lunch then?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:13, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

It does, My friends and I are all terrible scruffs.
Yes, I'll be there. 4 works out quite well for me as I'll be able to check into the hotel and have some Dutch courage before meeting a gang of internet weirdos in an area I don't know with lots of dark, forbidding alleyways. An area that's already quite famous for a number of murders.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Bugger
I was hoping you were joking. Oh well, I guess I can put with an uncomfortable silence for the sake of the lamb chops and spicy poos.

What are you like in real life?

EDIT - dutch courage should be taken with care, I've met a number of b3tans who got utterly wankered and only some of them turned out to be alright when they weren't.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:17, Reply)

A bit quiet to start with, but once I've warmed up I'm pretty chatty.

( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Fair enough
Are you old? Like, Monty old, or are you just middling old like me. Since you've been on here 9 years I'm guessing you're not that much of a young 'un.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Haha, nobody's Monty old.
My granny was younger than him at 78 and dead.

I'm 31.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:23, Reply)

So a smidgeon older than me.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:24, Reply)

So many people on here are younger than I think.
I thought Vipros was my age, I thought Naked Ape was older.

This place is bad for my ego.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I'm older than you if that helps.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:27, Reply)

but his age is the same number as your IQ
so you'll have that in common!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:25, Reply)

But strangely enough it's only half the size of your waistband.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:29, Reply)

a third actually
if you're going to be a creeeeeeeeeeeeepy fb stalker, at least be accurate about it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:32, Reply)

It's always been a surprise to me
that you never entered the Diplomatic Corps.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:29, Reply)

it doesn't pay well enough

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:33, Reply)

And just think of all those forrin names you'd have to learn.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Be warned: Al and I are right hardnuts. On and offline.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:25, Reply)

We're fucking mental.
Once we looked at each funny and the entire restaurant died.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:29, Reply)

God I remember that.
50 dead in a matter of seconds.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Took ages to get the bill.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:31, Reply)

IIRC they waived it on account of how fucking tough we are.
They 'didn't want any trouble', I recall.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:36, Reply)

*insert Tayyabs fart joke here*

( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:32, Reply)